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Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline

Season 14 • 06/30/2009

Dick Cheney complains about his own plan to pull troops out of Iraq by June 2009.

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The U.S. officially withdraws its urban troops and presents the Iraqis with returned keys to their own cities.
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Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline
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Now suffering from stage four Balzheimers, Dick Cheney complains about his own Iraq troop withdrawal timeline.
06/30/2009
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Since burkas are only intended to keep men from the temptation of women's bodies, Kristen Schaal wonders why women don't dress as scarecrows to keep birds out of their mouths.
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