The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline
Season 14 • 06/30/2009
Dick Cheney complains about his own plan to pull troops out of Iraq by June 2009.
Spy Low Sell HighThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Honduran President Manuel Zelaya is forced out by the military, and the CIA recruits laid-off Wall Street workers for the worst spy job ever.
Intro - RIP Jacko NicknameThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
There should be a rule that once you die, whatever derisive nickname you have dies with you.
Moment of Zen - Anderson Cooper at Studio 54The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Anderson Cooper remembers meeting Michael Jackson at Studio 54 when he was 10 years old.
Mark Sanford Consults the Old TestamentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mark Sanford dips into the Old Testament to justify his decision to stay as governor.
150 Years of SolitudeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver describes the unsustainable derivatives of Bernie Madoff's prison hand job Ponzi scheme.
Oliver SacksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Oliver Sacks believes musical training should be a part of early education because of music's huge effect on the brain.
Mike KimThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mike Kim relays the challenges of helping North Koreans escape to safety and freedom in China.
Moment of Zen - Joe Jackson's PlugThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joe Jackson promotes his Ranch Records label when asked how his family is coping with Michael Jackson's death.
The DepartingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The U.S. officially withdraws its urban troops and presents the Iraqis with returned keys to their own cities.
The Rippy Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Obitutainment - CryptsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon hands out Rippy Awards for outstanding achievements in the media's coverage of Michael Jackson's death.
Dick Cheney's Withdrawal TimelineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Now suffering from stage four Balzheimers, Dick Cheney complains about his own Iraq troop withdrawal timeline.
Burka BanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Since burkas are only intended to keep men from the temptation of women's bodies, Kristen Schaal wonders why women don't dress as scarecrows to keep birds out of their mouths.
Indecision 2008 - Franken's TimeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Samantha Bee explains that, despite Al Franken's addition to their supermajority, House Democrats are going to need a super duper majority.
Daily/Colbert - Stephen Is BusyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen can't talk to Jon because he's going through a tunnel and trapped in a mineshaft.
Justin FoxThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Instead of relying heavily on regulators, Justin Fox suggests simple, dumb rules to watch over the financial markets.
Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack AmericaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
CIA analyst Michael Scheuer nonchalantly proposes the needless slaughter of Americans to further his national security plan on "Glenn Beck."
Moment of Zen - Don't Shower With Naked MenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The problem with getting naked and showering with men is that if one gets the flu, you all get the flu.
Robert KennerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Robert Kenner warns that inexpensive food will cost Americans more money in health care.
Rippy Awards - Celebrity CryptsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
NBC remembers Karl Malden by connecting him to Brian Williams, and Matt Lauer tours the empty rooms of Neverland Ranch.
That's Great Now Fix the EconomyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama is an accomplished chef of Pakistani cuisine and reads the great Urdu poets. Now, he needs to fix the economy.
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