The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline
Season 14 • 06/30/2009
Dick Cheney complains about his own plan to pull troops out of Iraq by June 2009.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Spy Low Sell High
Honduran President Manuel Zelaya is forced out by the military, and the CIA recruits laid-off Wall Street workers for the worst spy job ever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Intro - RIP Jacko Nickname
There should be a rule that once you die, whatever derisive nickname you have dies with you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - Anderson Cooper at Studio 54
Anderson Cooper remembers meeting Michael Jackson at Studio 54 when he was 10 years old.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Mark Sanford Consults the Old Testament
Mark Sanford dips into the Old Testament to justify his decision to stay as governor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 150 Years of Solitude
John Oliver describes the unsustainable derivatives of Bernie Madoff's prison hand job Ponzi scheme.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Oliver Sacks
Oliver Sacks believes musical training should be a part of early education because of music's huge effect on the brain.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Mike Kim
Mike Kim relays the challenges of helping North Koreans escape to safety and freedom in China.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - Joe Jackson's Plug
Joe Jackson promotes his Ranch Records label when asked how his family is coping with Michael Jackson's death.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 The Departing
The U.S. officially withdraws its urban troops and presents the Iraqis with returned keys to their own cities.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 The Rippy Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Obitutainment - Crypts
Jon hands out Rippy Awards for outstanding achievements in the media's coverage of Michael Jackson's death.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline
Now suffering from stage four Balzheimers, Dick Cheney complains about his own Iraq troop withdrawal timeline.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Burka Ban
Since burkas are only intended to keep men from the temptation of women's bodies, Kristen Schaal wonders why women don't dress as scarecrows to keep birds out of their mouths.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Indecision 2008 - Franken's Time
Samantha Bee explains that, despite Al Franken's addition to their supermajority, House Democrats are going to need a super duper majority.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Daily/Colbert - Stephen Is Busy
Stephen can't talk to Jon because he's going through a tunnel and trapped in a mineshaft.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Justin Fox
Instead of relying heavily on regulators, Justin Fox suggests simple, dumb rules to watch over the financial markets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack America
CIA analyst Michael Scheuer nonchalantly proposes the needless slaughter of Americans to further his national security plan on "Glenn Beck."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - Don't Shower With Naked Men
The problem with getting naked and showering with men is that if one gets the flu, you all get the flu.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Robert Kenner
Robert Kenner warns that inexpensive food will cost Americans more money in health care.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Rippy Awards - Celebrity Crypts
NBC remembers Karl Malden by connecting him to Brian Williams, and Matt Lauer tours the empty rooms of Neverland Ranch.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 That's Great Now Fix the Economy
Barack Obama is an accomplished chef of Pakistani cuisine and reads the great Urdu poets. Now, he needs to fix the economy.
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