The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack America
Season 14 • 07/01/2009
CIA analyst Michael Scheuer suggests that America needs Osama bin Laden to attack.
Mike KimThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mike Kim relays the challenges of helping North Koreans escape to safety and freedom in China.
Dick Cheney's Withdrawal TimelineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Now suffering from stage four Balzheimers, Dick Cheney complains about his own Iraq troop withdrawal timeline.
Moment of Zen - Joe Jackson's PlugThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joe Jackson promotes his Ranch Records label when asked how his family is coping with Michael Jackson's death.
The DepartingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The U.S. officially withdraws its urban troops and presents the Iraqis with returned keys to their own cities.
The Rippy Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Obitutainment - CryptsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon hands out Rippy Awards for outstanding achievements in the media's coverage of Michael Jackson's death.
Burka BanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Since burkas are only intended to keep men from the temptation of women's bodies, Kristen Schaal wonders why women don't dress as scarecrows to keep birds out of their mouths.
Indecision 2008 - Franken's TimeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Samantha Bee explains that, despite Al Franken's addition to their supermajority, House Democrats are going to need a super duper majority.
Daily/Colbert - Stephen Is BusyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen can't talk to Jon because he's going through a tunnel and trapped in a mineshaft.
Justin FoxThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Instead of relying heavily on regulators, Justin Fox suggests simple, dumb rules to watch over the financial markets.
Moment of Zen - Don't Shower With Naked MenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The problem with getting naked and showering with men is that if one gets the flu, you all get the flu.
Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack AmericaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
CIA analyst Michael Scheuer nonchalantly proposes the needless slaughter of Americans to further his national security plan on "Glenn Beck."
Robert KennerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Robert Kenner warns that inexpensive food will cost Americans more money in health care.
Rippy Awards - Celebrity CryptsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
NBC remembers Karl Malden by connecting him to Brian Williams, and Matt Lauer tours the empty rooms of Neverland Ranch.
That's Great Now Fix the EconomyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama is an accomplished chef of Pakistani cuisine and reads the great Urdu poets. Now, he needs to fix the economy.
Moment of Zen - Fireworks Safety TipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John King uses exploding dummies to demonstrate what not to do while handling fireworks.
Shut Up, Mark SanfordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mark Sanford continues to read aloud from his Hello Kitty diary about his love affair with an Argentine woman.
Barney Frank Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barney Frank discusses the new "recovery" message of the stimulus package and the difficulties of making the economy less bad.
Exclusive - Barney Frank Extended Interview Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barney Frank doesn't want home ownership for low-income people -- he wants affordability.
Media Covers Obama's Gaze & Oscar Mayer III's FuneralThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barack Obama possibly checked out a young woman's derriere, and Oscar Mayer III's funeral becomes a media spectacle.
Exclusive - Barney Frank Extended Interview Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Barney Frank believes the stimulus package is $40 billion less than it should be.
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