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The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled Christmas

Season 8 • 12/15/2011

Department stores change their generous practices, and guns participate in Christmas.

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04:54

Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-Announcement
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To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate.
12/13/2011
05:01

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins
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An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight.
12/14/2011
03:14

TV Hat
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TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse.
12/14/2011
06:00

Ray Odierno
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General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
12/14/2011
02:16

Christine O'Donnell's Endorsement
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Christine O'Donnell likes that Mitt Romney's been consistent since he changed his mind.
12/14/2011
02:57

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Debate - Nat Geo Wild's Response
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Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals.
12/14/2011
01:21

2011 Goodbye
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2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits.
12/15/2011
06:30

Daniel Craig
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Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
12/15/2011
03:19

Fox News' Mitt Romney Photo Flub
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After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise.
12/15/2011
03:53

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Network Battle
The Colbert ReportS8

Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate.
12/15/2011
05:45

The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled Christmas
The Colbert ReportS8

Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed.
12/15/2011
01:57

Iowa Caucus - Caucus-Goer's Choice
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A registered Republican Iowa voter weighs in on the GOP presidential candidates.
01/03/2012
02:57

Kim Jong-il - In Memoriam
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Stephen takes a fond look back at the life of the late North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.
01/03/2012
06:07

Bernie Sanders
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Senator Bernie Sanders calls on Americans to support his proposed Saving American Democracy Amendment and help overturn the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.
01/03/2012
06:50

Iowa Caucus 2012
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The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us.
01/03/2012
02:53

Iowa Caucus - Megyn Shelly's Prediction
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The Colbert Report's official prognosticating snail meditates on the possible outcome of the 2012 Republican caucuses.
01/03/2012
00:10

Sign Off - Megyn Shelly
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The prognosticating snail continues to ponder the GOP presidential candidates.
01/03/2012
00:09

Sign Off - Erin Burnett Pong
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Stephen plays Pong with Erin Burnett's photo on the Flicktronic-tron 5600.
01/04/2012
03:42

Iowa Caucus - Cable News Coverage
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The Fox News team soldiers on in its Iowa caucus coverage despite the loss of basic mental functions, and CNN debuts its tricky flick technology.
01/04/2012
03:10

Iowa Caucus - Mitt Romney's Victory Speech & Rick Santorum's Coup
The Colbert ReportS8

Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark.
01/04/2012
03:46

Iowa Caucus - Not Mitt Romney's Super PAC
The Colbert ReportS8

Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich.
01/04/2012
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