The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Mad Libs

Season 11 • 05/15/2006

Guest madlibber Toni Morrison writes Stephen's dialogue.

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00:23

Daily/Colbert - Dire Warning
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Stephen warns that not watching tonight's Colbert Report could lead to terrible things.
05/11/2006
03:25

Bird Flu Pandemic
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Rob Corddry reviews the ABC docudrama, "Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America."
05/11/2006
06:18

Francis Fukuyama
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Francis Fukuyama discusses why the Iraq War and the theory of benevolent American hegemony were both mistakes.
05/11/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Fatal Contact
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A panicked doctor in the ABC original movie "Fatal Contact" warns that bird flu is on the move.
05/11/2006
02:49

Indecision 2008 - Pandermonium
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At Liberty University it is actually news that many Americans did not support the war in Iraq.
05/15/2006
06:10

Headlines - The Log of War
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President Bush did not have sex with that NSA Program, Miss Lewinsky.
05/15/2006
02:49

Indecision 2008 - Pandermonium
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At Liberty University it is actually news that many Americans did not support the war in Iraq.
05/15/2006
07:18

Howard Dean
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Jon Stewart wants to know how the Democratic Party will blow its opportunity with President Bush's low approval ratings.
05/15/2006
02:36

Diplomatic GOAL!!!!
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Jose hasn't been using his phone -- he might have made the move north.
05/15/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Aunt Sadie's Calls
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The NSA is collecting, but not listening to, your phone calls.
05/15/2006
00:54

Daily/Colbert - Mad Libs
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The Colbert Underwear will be airing five weeks from Tuesday.
05/15/2006
05:33

Denis Leary
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Denis Leary believes that a Jewish guy who can dunk might be the answer to world peace.
05/16/2006
06:10

Are You Prepared?!? - To Face Certain Death
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By allowing Samantha Bee into her home, this woman shows an insufficient level of suspicion, which, alone, is enough to cause her death.
05/16/2006
06:46

Headlines - Borders
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We cannot solve the immigration problem by inciting people to anger or playing on their fears -- that's what terrorism and gay people are for.
05/16/2006
00:26

Moment of Zen - Immigration Rehearsal
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CNN accidentally broadcasts President Bush rehearsing for his address on immigration.
05/16/2006
00:39

Daily/Colbert - Tony Fever
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The only prescription for Tony fever is bed rest, Motrin and Megan Lawrence for "The Pajama Game."
05/16/2006
03:59

Back in Black - Not Exactly Praying
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Lewis Black questions the God credentials of Howard Dean, James Dobson and Fred Phelps.
05/17/2006
00:11

Moment of Zen - Jesus Decoded
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A Catholic Church documentary warns against taking "The Da Vinci Code" at face value.
05/17/2006
04:15

Tax Cuts
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John Hodgman analyzes Bush's tax cut program and finds that economics is a dismal science.
05/17/2006
04:02

Headlines - Leonar-D'Oh!
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"The Da Vinci Code" debuts in theaters, sparking protests from Catholics and albinos around the world.
05/17/2006
07:55

Ramesh Ponnuru
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Author Ramesh Ponnuru discusses his views on abortion and stem cell research and why he thinks the democrats, the media and the courts disregard human life.
05/17/2006
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