The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Muslim Edition

Season 6 • 10/11/2010

Eating halal food can make you Muslim the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

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00:17

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.com

Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
10/07/2010
02:45

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Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.com

To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
10/07/2010
03:17

The Colbert ReportS6
DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings

Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
10/07/2010
07:18

The Colbert ReportS6
Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary Johnson

Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
10/07/2010
06:31

The Colbert ReportS6
Davis Guggenheim

Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
10/07/2010
00:33

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 10/11/10

Muslims might take over the food supply, new World War I technology comes to light, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
10/11/2010
06:34

The Colbert ReportS6
Robert Reich

Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
10/11/2010
03:42

The Colbert ReportS6
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
10/11/2010
00:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His March

Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
10/11/2010
03:22

The Colbert ReportS6
Rich Iott Wears a Nazi Uniform

Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
10/11/2010
04:36

The Colbert ReportS6
ThreatDown - Muslim Edition

Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
10/11/2010
06:00

The Colbert ReportS6
Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque Design

A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
10/12/2010
02:16

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101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. Citizen

Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
10/12/2010
04:05

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Merch to Keep Fear Alive

Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
10/12/2010
00:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 10/12/10

Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
10/12/2010
07:13

The Colbert ReportS6
Brendan Steinhauser

Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
10/12/2010
00:05

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor Blades

Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
10/12/2010
03:34

The Colbert ReportS6
Tax Shelter Skelter

The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
10/13/2010
00:32

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Intro - 10/13/10

It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
10/13/2010
07:17

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Austan Goolsbee

Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
10/13/2010
05:08

The Colbert ReportS6
Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting

Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
10/13/2010
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