The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Muslim Edition
Season 6 • 10/11/2010
Eating halal food can make you Muslim the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.comThe Colbert ReportS6
Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.comThe Colbert ReportS6
To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
DonorsChoose.org Fear DrawingsThe Colbert ReportS6
Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
Davis GuggenheimThe Colbert ReportS6
Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
Intro - 10/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Muslims might take over the food supply, new World War I technology comes to light, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
Robert ReichThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
Formula 4 Your Eyes OnlyThe Colbert ReportS6
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His MarchThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
Rich Iott Wears a Nazi UniformThe Colbert ReportS6
Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
ThreatDown - Muslim EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque DesignThe Colbert ReportS6
A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. CitizenThe Colbert ReportS6
Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
Merch to Keep Fear AliveThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
Intro - 10/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
Brendan SteinhauserThe Colbert ReportS6
Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor BladesThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
Tax Shelter SkelterThe Colbert ReportS6
The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
Intro - 10/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
Austan GoolsbeeThe Colbert ReportS6
Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie
Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.