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Headlines - Shot Out of Luck

Season 9 • 10/21/2004

Vincent Gallo's House of Vaccines fails us again.

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02:52

Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die
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P. Diddy, Christina Aguilera and all of your favorite video game characters join forces to make sure America's youth votes.
10/20/2004
03:20

Indecision 2004 - Highly Questionable Barbs
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As the election draws near Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush up the ante in senseless and baseless attacks on each other.
10/20/2004
00:36

Next Week - 10/25/04
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Bob Wiltfong wants to know why the f**k one cupcake is taxable.
10/21/2004
00:26

Indecision 2004 - Your Call
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50% of voters would like to see John Kerry and George W. Bush in an "8 mile" style rap battle.
10/21/2004
02:25

Conquista-Store
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Aloha is a Hawaiian word meaning hello, goodbye, and "f**k you and your dead ancestors."
10/21/2004
01:23

The Colbert Report - A Truth Injection
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The Colbert Report will win the 2005 Peabody award if the voters have any balls.
10/21/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Cuban Nose Dive
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After giving a speech, Fidel Castro falls face first toward a row of chairs.
10/21/2004
02:45

Boston "Un" Massacre
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Rob Corddry awaits a staggeringly Biblical disaster in the upcoming World Series and misses the heartbreak he knows so well.
10/21/2004
03:47

Indecision 2004 - DSPAN2 - The Senate
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Ed Helms checks out the hottest races in the world's most deliberative body.
10/21/2004
05:15

Billy Crudup
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Billy Crudup and Jon talk about drag, baseball, crack and the gift bags that guests won't be getting for much longer.
10/21/2004
02:49

Headlines - Shot Out of Luck
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Senior citizens, babies and health care workers get first crack at the low supply of flu vaccine.
10/21/2004
00:35

Baby Flesh
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John Kerry feasts on baby flesh and will raise your taxes.
10/25/2004
02:20

Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
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Jon and Madeleine Albright discuss Kim Jong-il's ignorance of the American electoral cycle.
10/25/2004
05:52

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Jon and Madeleine Albright discuss the upcoming elections and the ramifications of Bush's foreign policy.
10/25/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Kerry Talk
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John Kerry gives a campaign speech in Spanish and English.
10/25/2004
04:48

Wheels of Misfortune
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Bob Wiltfong looks at the collateral damage from Oprah's free car giveaway.
10/25/2004
06:09

Talking Heads
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Presidential candidates and their supporters storm early morning television one week before the election.
10/25/2004
02:20

Indecision 2004 - A Versatile Top
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It's neck and neck in the United States and the sight of many Muslim people chanting John Kerry's name is what is going to put him over the top.
10/26/2004
02:41

Indecision 2004 - Election 2004 Fiasco Preview Pt. 1
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The votes Americans cast go a surprisingly long way to determining who is selected president in mid to late December.
10/26/2004
04:28

Mess O'Potamia - Al Caca
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377 tons of explosives were discovered missing from Al Caca (Arabic for cheap joke) Munitions Factory.
10/26/2004
06:12

Bob Kerrey
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Jon and Bob Kerrey talk about swing states and the fact that both candidates have run out of good ideas for ads.
10/26/2004
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