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Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die

Season 9 • 10/20/2004

If the guy in front of you in the line to vote has arm swords, file an absentee ballot.

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Marisa Tomei
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Marisa Tomei talks about international travel, Indian food and her latest movie, "Alfie."
10/19/2004
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Party Like it's 1929
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The Prohibition Party's presidential nominee Earl Dodge wants to fight for his right not to party.
10/19/2004
01:44

Headlines - The Draft
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At a rally in Florida, Bush talks about the possibility of reinstating the draft.
10/19/2004
01:09

Intro - Desperate Housewives
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Apparently the housewives in this country are in a very vulnerable emotional state.
10/19/2004
03:23

Back in Black - Tax Dollars
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The Department of Homeland Security is giving our igloo-dwelling friends in Alaska nearly three times as much in anti-terror funds as New York.
10/19/2004
02:18

Indecision 2004 - The Brown Hour
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The real loser on November second will be the man who has the most turds unflung in his bucket.
10/20/2004
06:34

Fareed Zakaria
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The level of anti-Americanism in Iraq is almost as high as it is in France.
10/20/2004
04:17

Indecision 2004 - Principal Spinner
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Ed Helms can't take the constant spinning by Democrats and Republicans after the presidential debates.
10/20/2004
00:30

Moment of Zen - Stand and Choose
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Violent video game characters encourage young people to vote.
10/20/2004
03:20

Indecision 2004 - Highly Questionable Barbs
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As the election draws near Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush up the ante in senseless and baseless attacks on each other.
10/20/2004
02:52

Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die
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P. Diddy, Christina Aguilera and all of your favorite video game characters join forces to make sure America's youth votes.
10/20/2004
00:36

Next Week - 10/25/04
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Bob Wiltfong wants to know why the f**k one cupcake is taxable.
10/21/2004
00:26

Indecision 2004 - Your Call
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50% of voters would like to see John Kerry and George W. Bush in an "8 mile" style rap battle.
10/21/2004
02:25

Conquista-Store
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Aloha is a Hawaiian word meaning hello, goodbye, and "f**k you and your dead ancestors."
10/21/2004
02:49

Headlines - Shot Out of Luck
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Senior citizens, babies and health care workers get first crack at the low supply of flu vaccine.
10/21/2004
01:23

The Colbert Report - A Truth Injection
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The Colbert Report will win the 2005 Peabody award if the voters have any balls.
10/21/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Cuban Nose Dive
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After giving a speech, Fidel Castro falls face first toward a row of chairs.
10/21/2004
02:45

Boston "Un" Massacre
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Rob Corddry awaits a staggeringly Biblical disaster in the upcoming World Series and misses the heartbreak he knows so well.
10/21/2004
03:47

Indecision 2004 - DSPAN2 - The Senate
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Ed Helms checks out the hottest races in the world's most deliberative body.
10/21/2004
05:15

Billy Crudup
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Billy Crudup and Jon talk about drag, baseball, crack and the gift bags that guests won't be getting for much longer.
10/21/2004
00:35

Baby Flesh
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John Kerry feasts on baby flesh and will raise your taxes.
10/25/2004
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