The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die
Season 9 • 10/20/2004
If the guy in front of you in the line to vote has arm swords, file an absentee ballot.
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Marisa Tomei talks about international travel, Indian food and her latest movie, "Alfie."
Party Like it's 1929The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The Prohibition Party's presidential nominee Earl Dodge wants to fight for his right not to party.
Headlines - The DraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
At a rally in Florida, Bush talks about the possibility of reinstating the draft.
Intro - Desperate HousewivesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Apparently the housewives in this country are in a very vulnerable emotional state.
Back in Black - Tax DollarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The Department of Homeland Security is giving our igloo-dwelling friends in Alaska nearly three times as much in anti-terror funds as New York.
Indecision 2004 - The Brown HourThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The real loser on November second will be the man who has the most turds unflung in his bucket.
Fareed ZakariaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The level of anti-Americanism in Iraq is almost as high as it is in France.
Indecision 2004 - Principal SpinnerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms can't take the constant spinning by Democrats and Republicans after the presidential debates.
Moment of Zen - Stand and ChooseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Violent video game characters encourage young people to vote.
Indecision 2004 - Highly Questionable BarbsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
As the election draws near Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush up the ante in senseless and baseless attacks on each other.
Indecision 2004 - Vote or DieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
P. Diddy, Christina Aguilera and all of your favorite video game characters join forces to make sure America's youth votes.
Next Week - 10/25/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Bob Wiltfong wants to know why the f**k one cupcake is taxable.
Indecision 2004 - Your CallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
50% of voters would like to see John Kerry and George W. Bush in an "8 mile" style rap battle.
Conquista-StoreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Aloha is a Hawaiian word meaning hello, goodbye, and "f**k you and your dead ancestors."
Headlines - Shot Out of LuckThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Senior citizens, babies and health care workers get first crack at the low supply of flu vaccine.
The Colbert Report - A Truth InjectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The Colbert Report will win the 2005 Peabody award if the voters have any balls.
Moment of Zen - Cuban Nose DiveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
After giving a speech, Fidel Castro falls face first toward a row of chairs.
Boston "Un" MassacreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Rob Corddry awaits a staggeringly Biblical disaster in the upcoming World Series and misses the heartbreak he knows so well.
Indecision 2004 - DSPAN2 - The SenateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms checks out the hottest races in the world's most deliberative body.
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Billy Crudup and Jon talk about drag, baseball, crack and the gift bags that guests won't be getting for much longer.
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