The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Pump My Ride
Season 11 E 68 • 06/05/2006

Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.

Watching

00:15

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Moment of Zen - Tony's a Star

Fred Barnes gives his opinion of Tony Snow on Fox News.
05/18/2006
01:03

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Daily/Colbert - Semi-Conscious Distraction

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
05/18/2006
05:28

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Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson's main tenet of his book is to "keep breathing."
05/18/2006
03:38

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Borrowed Time

The schmaltzy sports features during a horse race have to borrow from the schmaltzy speeches on "The West Wing."
05/18/2006
03:34

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Fox in the Henhouse

Jon Stewart is going to have to "Jew down" his expectations of new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.
05/18/2006
05:24

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Caroline Kennedy

The Kennedy Foundation awards try to show that people should demand the best from their leaders.
06/05/2006
03:01

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Gayjewistan

Iconic American communities that don't exist are getting funding from the Department of Homeland Security.
06/05/2006
04:04

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Headlines - Super Cuts

Apparently, Homeland Security distributes the terror funds on the basis of what item your city has the world's largest ball of.
06/05/2006
02:29

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I Got Through Babe!

The new body armor issued by the Defense Department is perfect if you are fighting a war in a beehive on the moon.
06/05/2006
00:36

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Moment of Zen - Cher and the Troops

Cher's music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time" on a battleship.
06/05/2006
04:47

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Pump My Ride

Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.
06/05/2006
04:02

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Bill Bennett Pt. 1

Bill Bennett believes that America is the last, best hope in the world because of its belief in freedom.
06/06/2006
03:01

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Gay Marriage Ban

As more and more gays get married, sodomy has become as American as apple pie.
06/06/2006
00:12

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Moment of Zen - Senator Brownback's Charts

Senator Brownback has a lot of charts.
06/06/2006
03:33

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Bill Bennett Pt. 2

Bill Bennett doesn't think that gay marriage is the natural progression of things.
06/06/2006
03:42

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Headlines - 6/6/06

The news media ponder the meaning of the date 6/6/06. Some say bad things will happen -- bad things like the apocalypse.
06/06/2006
05:45

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Headlines - Wedding Crasher

Marriage in our country is only threatened during even-numbered years.
06/06/2006
02:55

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Not One F*g in My Family

In the recorded history of Senator James Inhofe's family, there has never been a divorce or homosexual relationship.
06/07/2006
03:39

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Fat Cat or Crumbum - Donkey Punch

To find out how the Democrats in power are doing, Jon Stewart plays everyone's favorite political game, "Fat Cat or Crumbum."
06/07/2006
00:13

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Moment of Zen - Dam is Done

A dam is demolished in Hubei, China.
06/07/2006
00:59

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Daily/Colbert - Feud

Stephen Colbert checks in from "The Colbert Report" to make sure that he and Jon Stewart are still cool.
06/07/2006