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Season 5 • 03/27/2001

Richard Lewis now masturbates to a much better type of woman.

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01:55

This Just In - You've Got Jail
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Abraham Abdallah acquires social security numbers and credit cards of top Forbes celebrities, but only for their timeless elegance.
03/26/2001
00:26

Preview - 3/27/01
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Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell get into a debate on alcohol consumption and the sexiness of Antonio Banderas.
03/26/2001
02:58

Headlines - Attractive People Winning Things
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Julia Roberts takes five minutes to thank everyone in her family and announce that her name begins with R.
03/26/2001
00:49

Oscar Fashion
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Bjork causes a fashion stir at the Academy Awards with a swan costume that has Charlton Heston reaching for his gun.
03/26/2001
02:36

Amish Payback
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Commentator Dave Attell originally had a conspiracy theory about the Amish, but that devolved into making fun of them.
03/27/2001
04:49

Drink Responsibly
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In one evening of drinking, Steve Carell lost his motor skills, judgment and inhibitions -- and ultimately threw up in Stephen Colbert's car on the way home.
03/27/2001
00:24

Moment of Zen - Drunk Steve Carell
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Steve Carell demonstrates the importance of responsible drinking.
03/27/2001
02:43

Headlines - Baa Baa Dead Sheep
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If you're like most Americans, you thought it was hilarious that most of Europe has been crippled by a devastating plague on its livestock.
03/27/2001
01:30

Headlines - Crowe Magnons
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During a break in the action, one modern gladiator used his cell phone to call the Italian Bureau of Anachronism and turn himself in.
03/27/2001
01:48

This Just In - Knoll Position
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A new study gives credence to the second gunman theory in the JFK assassination, causing the conspiracy theory community to be taken aback and to the left.
03/27/2001
05:46

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis finds it hard to play himself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" because he doesn't know who he is.
03/27/2001
00:23

Moment of Zen - Feeding Bandit
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Pepper Klitsch gives her raccoon his favorite snack.
03/28/2001
02:14

Expert on Youth
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Senior News Analyst Stephen Colbert weighs in with more shocking poll results on children and teenagers.
03/28/2001
02:13

Headlines - Crisis in our Bedroom
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USA Today polled over 1,000 children to uncover that 28 percent of kids don't clean their room because they're too lazy.
03/28/2001
01:35

USA Today Chart
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Mo Rocca takes a look behind the numbers of the USA Today poll to gain insight on why children hate cleaning their rooms.
03/28/2001
04:56

Mark Harmon
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Mark Harmon is bored with the sexiest man alive thing.
03/28/2001
03:17

Headlines - Watts Riot
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California power regulators approve a utility rate increase.
03/28/2001
04:35

Stocky Raccoon
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Pepper Klitsch's pet, Bandit is the masked face of raccoon obesity.
03/28/2001
00:49

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. III
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Mo Rocca continues to be ahead of all the other major news networks in reporting on the elephant siege.
03/29/2001
00:50

Rob Downey Junior
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In an effort to resuscitate his image, troubled young actor Robert Downey Junior has changed his name to Rob Downey Junior.
03/29/2001
01:14

Other News - Screen Saviour
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Discovery Channel airs documentary that reveals shocking evidence of what Jesus Christ actually looked like.
03/29/2001
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