The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Dennis Kucinich Heat Vision
Season 7 • 05/05/2011
Stephen looks at Dennis Kucinich's heat vision burn marks.
The Colbert ReportS7 Terrorists: They're Just Like Us!
Reporters reveal all the juicy gossip about Osama bin Laden's lifestyle of glam on the lam.
The Colbert ReportS7 Movies That Are Destroying America - Saving America Edition
"Captain America" delivers an all-American message about steroids, and liberal Hollywood conspires to destroy "Atlas Shrugged."
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Searches for Shared Bathroom Key
Stephen urges viewers to donate to the Red Cross while he searches for the shared bathroom key under David Letterman's desk.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/4/11
Details emerge about Bin Laden's safe house, "Atlas Shrugged" comes to the big screen, and Amy Farrell wants to end the persecution of fat people.
The Colbert ReportS7 Amy Farrell
Amy Farrell says America's diet industry reinforces the culture of fat shame.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Confesses to a Distracted Media
Stephen admits to petty theft, an art heist and a debilitating meth habit while the news media is distracted with Bin Laden's death.
The Colbert ReportS7 Inaugural Republican Presidential Debate & Donald Trump's Wisdom
Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs.
The Colbert ReportS7 ThreatDown - Superman, Madden NFL 12 & "Glee"
Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bill James
Bill James discusses Lizzie Borden's innocence, Winnie Judd's murderous phase and John Wayne Gacy's valuable paintings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Dennis Kucinich Heat Vision
Stephen examines the holes left from Dennis Kucinich's heat vision.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Lupe Fiasco's "Lasers"
Stephen signs off with Lupe Fiasco's album, "Lasers."
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Wins the First Republican Presidential Debate
People say Herman Cain is the Republicans' dark horse candidate, but Stephen doesn't see horse color.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/9/11
Mountain Dew Presents Michigan finds a unique solution to the debt crisis, and Lupe Fiasco performs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Lupe Fiasco
Lupe Fiasco wears his smart glasses to speak out against Obama, the war on terror and segregation in Chicago.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hasidic Newspaper Removes Hillary Clinton
Brooklyn's Hasidic newspaper removes Hillary Clinton from a photo because there's nothing more sexually suggestive than a woman killing a terrorist.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Autocratic for the People
Michigan's emergency financial manager strips elected officials of power so they don't oppose his ideas to save money.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole on his golf course.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - A Rare Correction
Geoffrey Rush has only won one Academy Award, so he's not that good of an actor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse Billboard
"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world.
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