The Colbert Report
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Season 2 • 03/13/2006
Thanks for all the great work, Al Jaffee.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/9/06
America is the land of "do-it-yourself," if by "it" you mean "driving to Home Depot and picking up a bunch of undocumented day laborers."
The Colbert ReportS2 Canadian Baseball?
Stephen isn't taking Canada's victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic lightly.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - California's 39th District - Linda Sanchez
Just because Linda Sanchez said she took money from Jack Abramoff in Spanish doesn't mean she didn't say it.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - D.I.Y.
If you want anything you imagine a government should provide, the administration's message is clear -- do it yourself.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lorraine Bracco
The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christopher Buckley
Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sidney Poitier
The United Arab Emirates emirs were supposed to be the Sidney Poitiers of the Arab people.
The Colbert ReportS2 Not Gay
Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
The Colbert ReportS2 Predictions
Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/13/06
Tonight, Stephen takes "The Sopranos" to task, loses money on March Madness and interviews author Christopher Buckley.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Mad Magazine
Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
The Colbert ReportS2 Keith Olbermann
Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions
You know what prevents childhood obesity? A 19-hour shift at the mills.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Scapegoat
The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
The Colbert ReportS2 Trusting the Media
Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/14/06
Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06
Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/15/06
How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
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