The Colbert Report
Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions
Season 2 • 03/14/2006
Someday, Stephen will die of sparkle lung.
Not GayThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
PredictionsThe Colbert ReportS2
Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
Sign Off - Mad MagazineThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
Intro - 3/13/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Stephen takes "The Sopranos" to task, loses money on March Madness and interviews author Christopher Buckley.
Keith OlbermannThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
The Word - ScapegoatThe Colbert ReportS2
The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
Trusting the MediaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
Intro - 3/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Was It Really That Bad? - Before UnionsThe Colbert ReportS2
You know what prevents childhood obesity? A 19-hour shift at the mills.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear WrestlingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
Intro - 3/15/06The Colbert ReportS2
How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
Al Franken Fields CallsThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
Sperm DonorThe Colbert ReportS2
If you wanna showcase how private you are, come out and do it in public.
Al FrankenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants Al Franken to announce his senate run on his show as soon as possible.
The Word - None of the AboveThe Colbert ReportS2
To place college-bound kids, ask them questions like, "Can America be wrong? Answer in two letters or less."
Intro - 3/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on a new sleep aide, interviews author and actor Frank Vincent and profiles the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna ChristensenThe Colbert ReportS2
Virgin Islands Representative Donna Christensen takes time away from not voting to talk to Stephen Colbert.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Commander CoconutThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finds it handy to play the "tumor card" in a pinch.
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