The Colbert ReportS2 Not Gay
Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
The Colbert ReportS2 Predictions
Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Mad Magazine
Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/13/06
Tonight, Stephen takes "The Sopranos" to task, loses money on March Madness and interviews author Christopher Buckley.
The Colbert ReportS2 Keith Olbermann
Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Scapegoat
The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
The Colbert ReportS2 Trusting the Media
Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/14/06
Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06
Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions
You know what prevents childhood obesity? A 19-hour shift at the mills.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/15/06
How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
The Colbert ReportS2 Al Franken Fields Calls
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sperm Donor
If you wanna showcase how private you are, come out and do it in public.
The Colbert ReportS2 Al Franken
Stephen wants Al Franken to announce his senate run on his show as soon as possible.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - None of the Above
To place college-bound kids, ask them questions like, "Can America be wrong? Answer in two letters or less."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/16/06
Stephen reports on a new sleep aide, interviews author and actor Frank Vincent and profiles the U.S. Virgin Islands.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna Christensen
Virgin Islands Representative Donna Christensen takes time away from not voting to talk to Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Commander Coconut
Stephen finds it handy to play the "tumor card" in a pinch.