The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Crap and Gown

Season 7 • 06/19/2003

Rob Corddry reassures college grads that there are plenty of ways to avoid reality.

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01:09

We Got Your Beck
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Major news today in the world of sports that no one really cares about.
06/18/2003
05:02

Kelly Clarkson
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With profanity and racy scenes not to be found in her new movie, From Justin to Kelly, we'll just have to wait for the From Rueben to Clay movie.
06/18/2003
02:16

Got Milked?
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The capture and subsequent rescue of Private First Class Jessica Lynch made her a national hero, and a soon-to-be multimedia icon.
06/18/2003
02:26

Private Benjamins
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What does The Daily Show have to offer Jessica Lynch?? Plenty of crap, oh yes, plenty of crap.
06/18/2003
00:40

Moment of Zen - Don Minor Goodbye
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Jon Stewart bids farewell to longtime prop master Don Minor.
06/19/2003
01:02

Intro - Ron Livingston & Premium Cable
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Jon sites "Sex and the City" as the best sexually explicit ensemble dramedy with an urban setting on premium cable.
06/19/2003
05:27

Ron Livingston
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Ron Livingston refuses to reveal whether the last episode of "Sex & the City" will end like the movie "Speed."
06/19/2003
03:33

Not Without My Potter
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The "Harry Potter" craze is proof that literary merchandising has come a long way since the Charles Bukowski urine-soaked pant.
06/19/2003
00:46

Indecision 2004 - Race from the White House - Howard Dean Campaign Ad
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Howard Dean throws his hat into the presidential ring with a can-do campaign ad.
06/19/2003
03:30

Superfund Site
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George W. Bush charges his supporters $2,000 for a fundraising gala, then serves them hot dogs, hamburgers and nachos.
06/19/2003
03:50

Crap and Gown
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Rob Corddry offers tips for college graduates entering the worst job market in 20 years.
06/19/2003
01:18

Intro - Landmark Ruling
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The Supreme Court issues a landmark ruling and Jon had to let his staff celebrate.
07/08/2003
03:26

Bush in Africa
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Stephen Colbert doesn't want to bother learning the names of the places he's been in Africa, because they're just going to change in five minutes anyway.
07/08/2003
06:50

Tony Snow
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Tony Snow thinks the key to Fox News' success has to do with the non-morons they put on the air.
07/08/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Slavery
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President Bush gives a speech in Senegal condemning the African slave trade.
07/08/2003
03:52

Headlines - Bush, Man of Africa
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George W. Bush travels to Africa to finish what Bob Geldof, Michael Jackson and Bananarama started.
07/08/2003
03:13

To SARS With Love
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The World Health Organization removes the last SARS hotspot and declares the illness contained.
07/08/2003
05:25

I'm With Stupid
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Stephen Colbert sits with Nobel-f@#%ing-Prize winner James Watson to join him in his quest to eradicate the genetic condition known as stupidity.
07/09/2003
02:24

Intro - 7/9/03
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Jon announces the happy news that TNN has settled a lawsuit with Spike Lee to change its name to Spike TV, though he does suggest a different name: Cock.
07/09/2003
02:37

Back in Black - Summer Scares
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Lewis Black takes a look at the things that are scaring us this summer, including stalled roller coasters, heavy wooden scaffolds and his new CD.
07/09/2003
05:36

Erica Jong
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Erica Jong talks about Sappho, the first erotic poet, and her influence over the sex lives of her readers.
07/09/2003
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