The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - 7/9/03
Season 8 • 07/09/2003
TNN settles a lawsuit with Spike Lee to change name to Spike TV.
Bush in AfricaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert doesn't want to bother learning the names of the places he's been in Africa, because they're just going to change in five minutes anyway.
Tony SnowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tony Snow thinks the key to Fox News' success has to do with the non-morons they put on the air.
Moment of Zen - SlaveryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush gives a speech in Senegal condemning the African slave trade.
Headlines - Bush, Man of AfricaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush travels to Africa to finish what Bob Geldof, Michael Jackson and Bananarama started.
To SARS With LoveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The World Health Organization removes the last SARS hotspot and declares the illness contained.
I'm With StupidThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert sits with Nobel-f@#%ing-Prize winner James Watson to join him in his quest to eradicate the genetic condition known as stupidity.
Back in Black - Summer ScaresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black takes a look at the things that are scaring us this summer, including stalled roller coasters, heavy wooden scaffolds and his new CD.
Erica JongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Erica Jong talks about Sappho, the first erotic poet, and her influence over the sex lives of her readers.
Headlines - Bush, Man Of AfricaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush visits Africa to deliver an awkward speech in front of the president of South Africa and may send troops to oust Liberia's brutal Santa Claus of a president.
Moment of Zen - Flag PassingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld and three soldiers take turns passing a flag all the way around their circle.
Intro - 7/9/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon announces the happy news that TNN has settled a lawsuit with Spike Lee to change its name to Spike TV, though he does suggest a different name: Cock.
Franks For The MemoriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
General Tommy Franks officially steps down at a service with all the pomp and circumstance of a Siegfried and Roy commitment ceremony.
Carson DalyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Carson gets verbally abused but he's told it's an honor.
Bee White House Uranium AdmissionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Most people are just happy we've rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the deadly uranium he purchased from Africa.
Tomorrow Gary HartThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon announces that Gary Hart will be on the show next week.
Mark Your Calendar - JulyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
Moment of Zen - Revisionist HistoriansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
Fool BritanniaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
Working BlueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
Atomic CrockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
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