The Colbert Report
Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
Season 9 • 08/08/2013
"Elysium" star Matt Damon finds Stephen in distress.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry
SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto
Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
The Colbert ReportS9 SEC vs. Fabulous Fab
Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
The Colbert ReportS9 StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco Decepticons
The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hollywood Heroes
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Ronald Wilson Reagan Economic Breathing Zone
Representative Darrell Issa proposes to name 3.4 million square miles of ocean after President Ronald Reagan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Stephen reads a great American novel.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ganjay Supta
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colum McCann
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush Holt
New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
The Colbert ReportS9 Innocent Tourist Mistake
An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th
New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
The Colbert ReportS9 Badonkadonk Journalism
The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sheldon Whitehouse
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 1
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 2
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.