The Colbert Report
McCain Guarantees Victory
Season 4 • 10/27/2008
There is no better place for John McCain to guarantee victory than Waterloo.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jonathan Alter
Jonathan Alter explains Barack Obama wants to redraw the social contract the way FDR did.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Palins in People Magazine
People Magazine does its best retouching work on Sarah Palin since they made Clay Aiken's make-up look like skin.
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - The National Hummer Club
The Hummer is in danger, but one patriotic group is working to save our chariot of freedom.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Who's Nailin' Paylin
There's a Sarah Palin look-alike who rides more than snow machines.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/23/08
Who's threatening our jobs? Wait, people still have jobs?
The Colbert ReportS4 Alpha Dog of the Week - Mark Ciptak
Mark Ciptak names his newborn baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin behind his wife's back.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/27/08
Dissent within the Republican Party -- John McCain demands to know the full extent of his relationship with Sarah Palin.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - It's Alive!
Conservative intellectuals are the hunks of dead flesh sown into the walking corpse of the Republican Party.
The Colbert ReportS4 McCain Guarantees Victory
John McCain has Barack Obama right where he wants him -- 10 to 15 points ahead with a huge African-American turnout.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sherman Alexie
Sherman Alexie believes John McCain has been great for Native Americans, but he's bad for the country.
The Colbert ReportS4 Ted Stevens Is Found Guilty
Throw the book at Ted Stevens -- he has what it takes to be pardoned by President Bush.
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton, Ohio
Now that Barack Obama has made Canton, Ohio important to his campaign, Stephen is forced to find it crappy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tickets to Canada
With only six days left until the election, liberals shouldn't forget to buy their tickets to Canada.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/28/08
Senator Ted Stevens is convicted by a jury of his peers. Wow, they found 12 corrupt senators?
The Colbert ReportS4 Socialist Candidate for President - Brian Moore
Brian Moore says Barack Obama is the furthest thing from a socialist candidate.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama the Socialist
Before Barack Obama is sworn in, lick everything you own so it won't get taken.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Completists
Tonight's episode is 4140, but the ending line was originally written for episode 4127.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Big Prank
Stephen finally understands why the entire McCain campaign has seemed like a flaming bag of dog poop dropped on America's doorstep.
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