The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 11/27/2012
Police arrest a parade-goer for telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jake Tapper
Senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper explores the fiscal cliff, the war in Afghanistan, and the Taliban's assault on Combat Outpost Keating.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Pope Benedict XVI
In his book "Jesus of Nazareth," Pope Benedict XVI proves that he has not read the Gospel of the Little Drummer Boy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Thanksgiving & Holy Black Friday
Thanksgiving is just a preamble to the holiest day of the year, Black Friday, when Americans come together to bow before their lord, the Walmart rollback guy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/26/12
Stephen covers the exciting issue of copyright infringement, the birth of Jesus comes into question, and journalist Jake Tapper shares his book about the war in Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Copyright Law
The Supreme Court considers the case of Supap Kirtsaeng v. Wiley & Sons, a textbook copyright suit about textbooks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Country Chords
Stephen kicks up his feet and plays guitar.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Fiscal Cliff Compromise
President Obama wants to raise taxes on the wealthy just because he ran and won on that promise, and Republicans might let him do it.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Fiscal Cliff Compromise - Reihan Salam
National Review writer Reihan Salam introduces his book, "Grand New Party: How Republicans Can Win the Working Class and Save the American Dream."
The Colbert ReportS9 Dolly Parton
The legendary singer-songwriter discusses her Tennessee hometown of Sevierville and her nonprofit literacy foundation, Imagination Library.
The Colbert ReportS9 Canada's Grinch
A 24-year-old man delivers sickening Yuletide news: There is no Santa Claus in Canada.
The Colbert ReportS9 Filibuster Reform
Majority Leader Harry Reid has faced 386 filibusters, which includes Minority Leader Mitch McConnell stopping by family dinners to block passage of the mashed potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/28/12
The war on men is like the war on women, Senate members debate the filibuster, and Frank Oz plugs "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to Themselves
According to Fox News's Suzanne Venker, modern women scare quality men away from marriage and undermine their ability to support a family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Frank Oz
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
The Colbert ReportS9 Record Powerball Jackpot
After he wins the record lotto prize, Stephen will no longer have to slave away for the man 30 minutes a day, four days a week.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Stephen's Muppet
Stephen's doppelganger says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Acceptance Speech
Stephen thanks his agent, lawn guy and family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sean Carroll
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/29/12
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
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