The Colbert Report
Record Powerball Jackpot
Season 9 • 11/28/2012
The Powerball hits $550 million, so Stephen buys 175 million tickets to guarantee a win.
The Colbert ReportS9 Canada's Grinch
A 24-year-old man delivers sickening Yuletide news: There is no Santa Claus in Canada.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Country Chords
Stephen kicks up his feet and plays guitar.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Fiscal Cliff Compromise
President Obama wants to raise taxes on the wealthy just because he ran and won on that promise, and Republicans might let him do it.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Fiscal Cliff Compromise - Reihan Salam
National Review writer Reihan Salam introduces his book, "Grand New Party: How Republicans Can Win the Working Class and Save the American Dream."
The Colbert ReportS9 Dolly Parton
The legendary singer-songwriter discusses her Tennessee hometown of Sevierville and her nonprofit literacy foundation, Imagination Library.
The Colbert ReportS9 Filibuster Reform
Majority Leader Harry Reid has faced 386 filibusters, which includes Minority Leader Mitch McConnell stopping by family dinners to block passage of the mashed potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/28/12
The war on men is like the war on women, Senate members debate the filibuster, and Frank Oz plugs "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to Themselves
According to Fox News's Suzanne Venker, modern women scare quality men away from marriage and undermine their ability to support a family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Frank Oz
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Stephen's Muppet
Stephen's doppelganger says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS9 Record Powerball Jackpot
After he wins the record lotto prize, Stephen will no longer have to slave away for the man 30 minutes a day, four days a week.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Acceptance Speech
Stephen thanks his agent, lawn guy and family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sean Carroll
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/29/12
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
The Colbert ReportS9 Top 10 of 2012 & Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
While the media compiles countdown lists, Stephen competes for Time magazine's attention and goes after Bill O'Reilly's book, "Killing Kennedy."
The Colbert ReportS9 Moon-Shattering News
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun Dorms
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ian McKellen
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Base Instincts
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Sting
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
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