The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Aqua Not
Season 5 E 31 • 09/19/2000

Bottled water leaves New Yorkers feeling sick, lawyerish, and gasping for punitive settlements.

Watching

00:51

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E30
Intro - Boobies

Featured on the show will be coverage of the county coroner race in Joplin, MO, special guest Ryan Phillipe, and some weird boobies.
09/18/2000
02:41

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E30
The Olympics

It's really not that surprising that drugs are being abused by Olympic contenders; Dave Attell finds them so boring, he needs drugs just to pay attention.
09/18/2000
00:23

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E30
Recap - 9/18/00

John recaps the episode, focusing on the Olympic drug scandal and pondering the question of urine's cleanliness.
09/18/2000
05:13

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis talks about her new children's book and shows off her tattoo.
09/19/2000
01:42

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
This Just In - Commercial Flee

A Nike ad is pulled after viewers complain that the violence of the commercial was taking away from their enjoyment of Olympic boxing.
09/19/2000
02:08

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Ad Nauseam - Nads

Steve Carell wishes he knew about Nads in time for bikini season.
09/19/2000
01:01

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Headlines - Taco Bell

The taco shell recall is devastating news for the millions of health-conscience Americans who rely on a Taco Bell corn tortilla diet.
09/19/2000
01:44

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Other News - American History Checks

After Kenneth Behring gives $80 million to the Smithsonian, visitors have another reason not to give the suggested donation.
09/19/2000
00:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Moment of Zen - Nad's Ad

A Nad's commercial demonstrates how easy it is to remove leg hair.
09/19/2000
04:23

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Media Violence

Stephen Colbert believes children must be taken away from their parents and raised by the media.
09/19/2000
02:11

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E31
Headlines - Aqua Not

Bottled water leaves New Yorkers feeling sick, lawyerish, and gasping for punitive settlements.
09/19/2000
00:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Recap - 9/20/00

Jon recaps the night's top story: the U.S. women's gymnastics team's fourth place finish at the Sydney Olympic Games.
09/20/2000
01:40

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Women's Gymnastics

Vance DeGeneres evaluates a re-enactment of Dominique Dawes' underwhelming balance beam performance.
09/20/2000
02:01

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Indecision 2000 - George Does Oprah

George W. Bush confronts his alcoholism in a very special appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
09/20/2000
01:07

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Intro - 9/20/00

Jon is distressed that "Survivor" finalist Susan Hawk will be interviewing George W. Bush on "Live with Regis."
09/20/2000
02:55

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Back in Black - Flushing Olympics

Lewis Black searches the country for Olympic-level competition and finds a urinal flushing test, a jet truck and Rudy Giuliani at a dog show.
09/20/2000
01:34

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Headlines - Fourth Place Medal

The U.S. women's gymnastics team finishes a disappointing fourth at the Sydney Olympics, causing team members to publicly lash out at legendary coach Bela Karolyi.
09/20/2000
00:20

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Moment of Zen - Balance Beam

Steve Carell's performance on the balance beam goes horribly wrong.
09/20/2000
05:00

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Not My Parrot

Steve Carell profiles a Florida parrot with a salty tongue.
09/20/2000
04:36

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E32
Barenaked Ladies

Jon talks to Ed Robertson and Stephen Page from the Barenaked Ladies about their new album and film, "Barenaked in America."
09/20/2000
01:39

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E33
Headlines - Whatwater?

The Clintons are cleared in Whitewater, but White House Press Secretary Joe Lockhart is still angry enough to Hulk out.
09/21/2000