The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Judge Cutie

Season 10 • 07/20/2005

At least Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is nicer than Scalia.

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01:37

Two Jons
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The Jon we are watching does not know whom President Bush has named as his Supreme Court nominee, but he assures us that the Jon at home does.
07/19/2005
03:32

Black - Back In Black - Pet Causes
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Lewis Black takes a look at the pet causes public figures take up when they're bored, like video games and hawking fitness magazines.
07/19/2005
04:36

Helms - Thinking Outside the Box
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Ed Helms visits and stars in an infomercial with fitness expert and MILF Vicki Mackarvich who uses vaginal cream as a fountain of youth.
07/19/2005
05:07

Billy Bob Thornton
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Billy Bob Thornton discusses his new movie, "Bad News Bears" and how it maintains the cussing, drinking spirit of the original.
07/19/2005
07:02

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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Jon talks to Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. about his new book "Crimes Against Nature" and the link between autism and childhood vaccinations.
07/20/2005
03:48

Headlines - Supreme Speculation
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The media talking heads are certain that George W. Bush's newest nominee to the Supreme Court will be Judge Edith Brown Clement -- except it's John Roberts.
07/20/2005
03:14

Confirm or Deny?
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Rob Corddry analyzes the history of failed Supreme Court nominees.
07/20/2005
02:32

Judgment Day
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Ed Helms analyzes President George W. Bush's new Supreme Court nominee and his absurd whiteness.
07/20/2005
01:01

Intro - The Couch
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Jon delivers a eulogy for the old Daily Show couch.
07/20/2005
00:22

Moment of Zen - Bench Strength
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The media talking heads agree that Bush will nominate Edith Brown Clement to the Supreme Court.
07/20/2005
02:06

Judge Cutie
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The press tries desperately to make Supreme Court nominee John Roberts seem like the democrats' worst nightmare.
07/20/2005
01:27

Mess O'Potamia - Abstract Assessment
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Donald Rumsfeld looks at the battle-readiness of Iraqi battalions as though it were an abstract de Kooning.
07/21/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - I'll Be Back
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Arnold Schwarzenegger borrows a phrase from one of his hit movies to promote tourism in California.
07/21/2005
01:41

Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Lawyer
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Saddam Hussein's lawyer reveals that Saddam Hussein is a lawyer himself.
07/21/2005
00:58

Intro - London Bombings
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Jon sarcastically compliments the terrorist dicks for targeting commuters in London.
07/21/2005
04:28

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
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Fareed Zakaria explains how radicalism and extremism amongst Muslims just aren't kosher.
07/21/2005
05:06

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
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Fareed Zakaria explains the ghettoized lifestyle of European Muslims and how beholden they can be to seductive philosophies.
07/21/2005
01:10

Preview - 7/25/05
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Jon has no idea what he and Rick Santorum are going to talk about next week, but they are both going to eat their Wheaties.
07/21/2005
05:03

The Hole Truth
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Samantha Bee takes a deeper look at a pothole publicity stunt by the Terminator.
07/21/2005
07:53

Rick Santorum Pt. 1
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Senator Rick Santorum talks about his new book, "It Takes a Family," and his thoughts on virtue, character and the family unit.
07/25/2005
03:05

Tour De Fr-Lance!
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Now that Lance Armstrong has retired, who's left for Americans to care about? JeanPierre Whocares, Guillermo Idontgiveaflyingcrap and Bjorn Yaaaaaaaaaaawn?
07/25/2005
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