The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

M*E*S*S

Season 12 • 03/05/2007

Jon can understand the conditions in Walter Reed if it was a hospital for wounded vermin.

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03:40

Tomb With A Jew
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James Cameron's alleged discovery of Jesus' tomb may have repercussions for the Easter Bunny.
03/01/2007
01:46

Rob Corddry, Record Breaker
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Rob Corddry helped set the record for shortest time between a bomb scare and a nipple joke.
03/01/2007
04:31

Al Sharpton
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Rev. Al gives context to the news that his ancestors were enslaved by Strom Thurmond.
03/01/2007
05:49

Sam Sheridan
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Author Sam Sheridan went to kickboxing camp in Thailand and crossed the line where Jon didn't tread.
03/01/2007
02:52

Ebony and Irony
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Strom Thurmond's ancestors owned Rev. Al Sharpton's ancestors. Wait until Hollywood hears!
03/01/2007
06:32

Bob Woodruff
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Even after surviving a bomb attack in Iraq, Bob Woodruff still looks more handsome than Jon.
03/05/2007
00:59

Man of the Year
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Stephen wins the Aspen Comedy Festival's Man of the Year. Now he's up for Man of the Decade.
03/05/2007
02:39

Bad Hospitality
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John Oliver explains how Walter Reed acts as a halfway home en route to a Bush-less world.
03/05/2007
00:12

Moment of Zen - Substandard Conditions
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Everyone has their own definition of substandard conditions.
03/05/2007
04:08

Dodge Caravan
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Don't blame the executive branch for the conditions at Walter Reed. Blame its largest department.
03/05/2007
04:14

M*E*S*S
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Jon can understand the conditions in Walter Reed if it was a hospital for wounded vermin.
03/05/2007
00:59

Libby Verdict
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Jon is taken aback by the public's reaction to the "Scooter" Libby verdict.
03/06/2007
05:13

Sam on Your Side: Bill Russell
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Sam Bee takes sides with both local chime-hater Bill Russell and NBA Hall of Famer Bill Russell.
03/06/2007
03:23

Riggle's Ride
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Rob Riggle shares a story of a vicious op-ed attack in Afghanistan.
03/06/2007
05:39

Richard Jadick
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Cmdr. Richard Jadick, the world's toughest urologist, tells Jon about working on the front lines of Iraq.
03/06/2007
03:04

General Admission
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"Support the Troops" is not just a formula repeated to provoke a trance-like state.
03/06/2007
00:21

Moment of Zen - Quoting
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George W. Bush has a little trouble with a quote.
03/06/2007
00:46

Immigration
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Stephen gets boxed in by immigration.
03/06/2007
00:19

Moment of Zen - Guilty
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Fox News delivers an important verdict.
03/07/2007
04:46

Human Growth Hormone
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John Hodgman warns us to call a physician if we become a cyclops for more than eight hours.
03/07/2007
02:17

Verdict: Pants on Fire
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As Sam Bee explains, Libby's memory isn't bad. It's drop-an-anvil-on-your-head bad.
03/07/2007
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