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Season 3 • 10/09/2007

Stephen squashes the rumors about his book.

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03:14

Doggie Co-Author
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The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
10/08/2007
01:14

Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) Day
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Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
10/08/2007
05:40

George Saunders
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George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
10/08/2007
04:28

Balls for Kidz - SCHIP
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Stephen invites kids on the show for an explanation of what SCHIP is and why they can't have it.
10/08/2007
05:25

The Stephen Colbert Interview
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Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
10/09/2007
02:43

New Reagan Coin
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There is a growing gap in this country between the number of awards Ronald Reagan deserves and the number he has received.
10/09/2007
00:34

Intro - 10/9/07
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Questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness, and Stephen's book finally comes out.
10/09/2007
01:59

I Am America On Sale Now!
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It's not a party until the edges of the book line up with the angle of the display table.
10/09/2007
04:58

The Word - Mighty Duck
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Keep treating this president like a lame duck and he'll be the mightiest duck the U.S. has ever seen.
10/09/2007
03:23

Obama's Lapel
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You don't need a flag pin on your lapel to be a patriot. That's why Stephen has a flag nipple ring.
10/09/2007
01:02

Sign Off - Lead-Free Ink
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Stephen calms any fears we may still have about his new book.
10/09/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/10/07
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Bruce Springsteen has a much bigger Stephen to deal with now.
10/10/2007
05:57

Tip/Wag - Bruce Springsteen
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Stephen demands that Bruce Springsteen come on the show and apologize, or at least accept Stephen's apology.
10/10/2007
05:36

Wesley Clark
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General Wesley Clark joins Stephen to talk about the difficulties of leadership and how diplomacy is the way to go.
10/10/2007
04:45

The Word - Americon Dream
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With the help of a little friendly competition, Stephen believes that everyone in America can be put behind bars.
10/10/2007
03:04

Dead to Me - Pocketmaster
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Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to empty his pockets on The Colbert Report.
10/10/2007
06:07

Chris Jordan
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Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
10/11/2007
03:00

Colbert Platinum - Kidz Edition
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Just because kids are too young to drink, it doesn't mean they don't need a wine cellar.
10/11/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/11/07
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In this episode, Stephen tries to find an alternative to a war against Iran, does a special segment for wealthy children, and interviews artist Chris Jordan.
10/11/2007
06:51

Frank Gaffney
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Frank Gaffney, President of the Center for Security Policy, suggests divesting money from businesses that deal with terror-sponsoring regimes.
10/11/2007
02:46

Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy
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Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
10/11/2007
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