The Colbert Report
Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
Season 7 • 09/15/2011
UBS claims no client money was involved in their $2 billion loss; that money was just lying around.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Moore
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender - Phil Rubio
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Reminisce
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/15/11
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
The Colbert ReportS7 FEMA's Waffle House Index
Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Copperfield
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen's Magic Trick
Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Other American Jobs Act
Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
The Colbert ReportS7 Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jeffrey Kluger
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
The Colbert ReportS7 The 63rd Emmy Awards
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members
Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Death and Taxes
If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Gayest Penetration
The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military.
The Colbert ReportS7 Daniel Yergin
Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wall Street Under Siege
Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
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