The Colbert Report
The Word - Control-Self-Delete
Season 6 • 08/24/2010
Once you're a disfigured, nameless loner, you'll be the ideal job candidate.
Stephen Wins an EmmyThe Colbert ReportS6
The blanks are empty in Stephen's teleprompter Mad Libs because his writers spent the weekend in Los Angeles winning an Emmy.
The Word - Losing His ReligionThe Colbert ReportS6
President Obama must prove he's Christian by Twittering from the church pew and carrying a Bible everywhere.
Leslie KeanThe Colbert ReportS6
Leslie Kean describes the hard evidence of UFOs and calls for more investigation.
Aqua ThreatDown - Oyster Sluts, Japanese Hackers & Israeli RegulatorsThe Colbert ReportS6
Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River.
Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision, either by Israel or the US, to bomb Iran.
Sign Off - Sanitized GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while cleansing his hands.
Terror Bunker 5200The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen realizes he's a terrorist after learning that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal's son bought his portrait.
Intro - 8/24/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran's new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions.
Mahmoody BluesThe Colbert ReportS6
Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an "ambassador of death" with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow.
The Word - Control-Self-DeleteThe Colbert ReportS6
Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate.
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS6
Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in.
John McCain's Victorious DefeatThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary.
Heidi CullenThe Colbert ReportS6
Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.
Stephen Colbert University - Andrew HackerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs.
You Mosque Be KiddingThe Colbert ReportS6
A man sullies Muslim bashing for the rest of America's law-abiding bigots when he slashes an Islamic taxi driver.
Richard EngelThe Colbert ReportS6
Richard Engel explains how he got to be the journalist who told the world that Operation Iraqi Freedom was over.
Fox News Job OpeningThe Colbert ReportS6
Major Garrett is leaving Fox News because he wants to talk less and think more.
Intro - 8/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck re-founds America, anti-Muslim sentiment continues to grow, and Richard Engel returns from Iraq.
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