The Colbert Report
Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell
Season 6 • 10/14/2010
By the transitive property of Christine O'Donnell, masturbation equals gayness.
The Colbert ReportS6 Austan Goolsbee
Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting
Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan Goolsbee
Stephen loses a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Austan Goolsbee.
The Colbert ReportS6 America Helps Rescue Chilean Miners
Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
The Colbert ReportS6 Bill Bryson
Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
The Colbert ReportS6 Exclusive - People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats Pt. 2
Rent-a-Ruminant owner Tammy Dunakin introduces Scout, Bert, Ernie and the rest of her employees.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Oprah Is Wonderful
Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
The Colbert ReportS6 People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats
Horny goats head to a Department of Defense nuclear sub base after stealing all the landscaping jobs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Exclusive - People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats Pt. 1
Tammy Dunican explains how she keeps her workforce from growing too rapidly.
The Colbert ReportS6 Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus Tickets
Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus.
The Colbert ReportS6 Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell
Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nicholas Negroponte
Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Midterm Erection
A large number of lady politicians say it's time that America ditches the ballot box in favor of the measuring stick.
The Colbert ReportS6 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award
Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of his most world-changing moments.
The Colbert ReportS6 Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Sean Bielat & Ken Buck
Sean Bielat and Ken Buck can't help being politically opportunistic election year gay-baiters -- they were born that way.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Fifth Anniversary Portrait
Stephen's new portrait commemorates his speedskating team victory and Grammy Award.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 10/26/10
Stephen looks at how corporate spending affects elections from the Domino's Pizza Pipin' Hot Extra Cheesy Update Corner, and Garry Wills writes a book about himself.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle
Stephen fills in the New York Times crossword puzzle with stuff about himself every day, and this time it actually works.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Invisible Inc.
Americans should buy nameless products from anonymous corporations who then give untraceable money to faceless congressmen to pass unknowable laws.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Stream Elvis Costello's National Ransom
After you're done listening to Elvis Costello's "National Ransom," go buy something for 10 bucks.
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