The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/21/11
Season 7 • 03/21/2011
Stephen's self-portrait is twice as good as Van Gogh's because Stephen has two ears.
Sign Off - Enjoy the MomentThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wants everyone to take a deep breath and enjoy the moment.
Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich only cheated on his wives because he's so passionate about America.
Colbert PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen launches ColbertPAC.com with his very own high-budget promotional video.
Peter King Understands Violent RadicalismThe Colbert ReportS7
Tennessee fights back against Sharia law, and Peter King holds a hearing to investigate radical American Muslims.
Colbert PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shows support for Tim Pawlenty's courage to stand next to Scott Walker with a patriotic message.
Intro - 3/10/11The Colbert ReportS7
Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security.
Reza AslanThe Colbert ReportS7
Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise.
Raging Art-On - Art 1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen talks to Simon de Pury and checks out the competition at the Phillips de Pury Gallery.
Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - Japan & LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Japan suffers a massive earthquake, and America launches air strikes against Libya.
Sign Off - Dueling BanjosThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen plays "Dueling Banjos" for Steve Martin.
Intro - 3/21/11The Colbert ReportS7
The escalating conflict in Libya means good news for troops, Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
Raging Art-On - Art 2The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sits down with a panel of appraisers to set a price for his portrait and generates buzz at the pre-auction cocktail party.
Ayman MohyeldinThe Colbert ReportS7
Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Fox News and CNN courageously report on the fighting in Libya between Fox News and CNN.
Intro - 3/22/11The Colbert ReportS7
The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque.
Californians Respond to Japanese DisasterThe Colbert ReportS7
Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices.
Nathan MyhrvoldThe Colbert ReportS7
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
Top News Stories All at OnceThe Colbert ReportS7
Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
Sign Off - Pistachio Ice CreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
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