The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Violence Against White Children

Season 14 • 09/15/2009

It's open season on white children now that Barack Obama is president.

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02:24

Intro - The Williams Filter
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Jon needs the Williams Filter after three weeks of eating cheese steaks on the Jersey Shore.
09/14/2009
00:59

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Safari Vacation
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Stephen bagged some coral and shot an elephant while on safari in Barack Obama's birthplace.
09/14/2009
06:34

LeBron James
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Jon tries to woo LeBron James to New York with a coffee mug, a Shake Shack burger and a Tyrannosaurus Rex vertebrae.
09/14/2009
02:57

Mad Men
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Glenn Beck inspires real Americans to travel to Washington, DC to express outrage over their government.
09/14/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Fat Jon Dances
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Jon dances around the studio in a fat suit.
09/14/2009
07:09

Apothecary Now
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After Obama grabs the reins of the health care debate, Joe Wilson heckles him in front of a joint session of Congress.
09/14/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay Dances With the Stars
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Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay prepares to compete in "Dancing With the Stars."
09/15/2009
06:05

Matt Damon
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Matt Damon compares press junkets to torture and tells Jon he doesn't want their kids hanging out together.
09/15/2009
04:36

Arizona State Capitol Building for Sale
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Jason Jones checks out the Arizona State Capitol building before he decides to buy it for $735 million.
09/15/2009
06:21

The Audacity of Hos
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Two kids with a video camera and their grandmother's chinchilla coat uncover ACORN's corruption.
09/15/2009
02:51

Intro - Violence Against White Children
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With Barack Obama as president, black children are now allowed to hit white children.
09/15/2009
04:42

Back in Black - Angry Outbursts
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Anger sweeps America as Joe Wilson yells at President Obama, Serena Williams threatens a line judge, and Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift.
09/16/2009
06:32

Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais wants supermarkets to put the cakes through a little door so fat people can't get to them.
09/16/2009
02:37

One Year Anniversary of Lehman Brothers Collapse
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President Obama takes a soft pedal approach to reform when addressing a humbled Wall Street.
09/16/2009
00:52

Intro - Ricky Gervais Is Pregnant
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Most people don't know that Jude Law recently impregnated Ricky Gervais.
09/16/2009
00:11

Moment of Zen - Marsha Blackburn Honors Gretchen Wilson
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Representative Marsha Blackburn asks Congress to join her in honoring country music recording artist Gretchen Wilson.
09/16/2009
05:07

Scoldplay
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Joe Wilson refuses to apologize to Congress from the House floor, so Democrats rebuke him with a formal resolution of disapproval.
09/16/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Ron Burgundy Signs Off
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Ron Burgundy says goodnight with his signature sign-off in "Anchorman."
09/17/2009
03:47

The Unwinnable War in Afghanistan
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If America wins the war in Afghanistan, it will get nothing but its initials as the high score on the big board of history.
09/17/2009
02:37

Voter Fraud in Afghanistan
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America's goal of spreading democracy throughout Afghanistan fails as accusations of a fraudulent election surface.
09/17/2009
06:34

Bill Clinton Pt. 2
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Bill Clinton talks about his humanitarian mission to North Korea, his lunch with Barack Obama and the importance of passing health care reform.
09/17/2009
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