The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Violence Against White Children
Season 14 • 09/15/2009
It's open season on white children now that Barack Obama is president.
Intro - The Williams FilterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon needs the Williams Filter after three weeks of eating cheese steaks on the Jersey Shore.
Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Safari VacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Stephen bagged some coral and shot an elephant while on safari in Barack Obama's birthplace.
LeBron JamesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon tries to woo LeBron James to New York with a coffee mug, a Shake Shack burger and a Tyrannosaurus Rex vertebrae.
Mad MenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Glenn Beck inspires real Americans to travel to Washington, DC to express outrage over their government.
Moment of Zen - Fat Jon DancesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon dances around the studio in a fat suit.
Apothecary NowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
After Obama grabs the reins of the health care debate, Joe Wilson heckles him in front of a joint session of Congress.
Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay Dances With the StarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay prepares to compete in "Dancing With the Stars."
Matt DamonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Matt Damon compares press junkets to torture and tells Jon he doesn't want their kids hanging out together.
Arizona State Capitol Building for SaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones checks out the Arizona State Capitol building before he decides to buy it for $735 million.
The Audacity of HosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Two kids with a video camera and their grandmother's chinchilla coat uncover ACORN's corruption.
Intro - Violence Against White ChildrenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
With Barack Obama as president, black children are now allowed to hit white children.
Back in Black - Angry OutburstsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Anger sweeps America as Joe Wilson yells at President Obama, Serena Williams threatens a line judge, and Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift.
Ricky GervaisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ricky Gervais wants supermarkets to put the cakes through a little door so fat people can't get to them.
One Year Anniversary of Lehman Brothers CollapseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
President Obama takes a soft pedal approach to reform when addressing a humbled Wall Street.
Intro - Ricky Gervais Is PregnantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Most people don't know that Jude Law recently impregnated Ricky Gervais.
Moment of Zen - Marsha Blackburn Honors Gretchen WilsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Representative Marsha Blackburn asks Congress to join her in honoring country music recording artist Gretchen Wilson.
ScoldplayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joe Wilson refuses to apologize to Congress from the House floor, so Democrats rebuke him with a formal resolution of disapproval.
Moment of Zen - Ron Burgundy Signs OffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ron Burgundy says goodnight with his signature sign-off in "Anchorman."
The Unwinnable War in AfghanistanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
If America wins the war in Afghanistan, it will get nothing but its initials as the high score on the big board of history.
Voter Fraud in AfghanistanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
America's goal of spreading democracy throughout Afghanistan fails as accusations of a fraudulent election surface.
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