The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Wet It Be

Season 4 • 06/22/2000

NASA scientists find conclusive evidence of water on Mars.

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Back in Black - Swedish Accent

Lewis Black takes on a soccer riot in Brussels, Belgium where, shockingly, hooligans are unable to stop a tank with patio furniture.
06/21/2000
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Headlines - Dalai Meets a Cracker

The Dalai Lama gives Jesse Helms an easy one by explaining the sound of two hands clapping.
06/21/2000
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Broadway Report - David Hasselhoff

A movie-turned-musical turns stomachs and David Hasselhoff completes the gay fantasy trifecta.
06/21/2000
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Shaft

"Shaft" is the story of an expensive leather jacket on the trail of a preppy murderer, who's so white he makes George W. look like Malcom X.
06/22/2000
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Intro - Party College

Jon discovers that kids today really want to make a difference in the amount of alcohol that is consumed in this country.
06/22/2000
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Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone explains the plot of her latest movie "Love's Labour's Lost," a Shakespearian romantic comedy.
06/22/2000
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Other News - Beaten Census

The census-taker who was pushed down a flight of stairs was unhurt, but the resident who pushed him was hurt -- because now his voice will not be counted.
06/22/2000
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Minor - Southern Discomfort

The proliferation of Chuck E. Cheese's, Wal-Marts and the like are pushing Civil War re-enactors out of their natural habitats.
06/22/2000
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Moment of Zen - Census Rap

Baltimore, MD, census bureau records a rap song to promote polling.
06/22/2000
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Made-Up Mars

Vance DeGeneres has one word to describe NASA's discovery of water on Mars: made-up.
06/22/2000
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Headlines - Wet It Be

Any water on the surface of Mars has been sucked into the vacuum of space, much as the $300 trillion spent on NASA's space program.
06/22/2000
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Headlines - Merge Overkill

Philip Morris and Nabisco merge. Finally the technology to make cigarettes stay crispy in milk.
06/26/2000
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Cheri Oteri

Cheri Oteri discusses her new movie, "Scary Movie," and why the characters with big boobs are always the first to die in horror film.
06/26/2000
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Recap - 6/26/00

Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker taking the New York subway, the Philip Morris-Nabisco merger and Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
06/26/2000
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This Just In - Train Dead

Atlanta Braves reliever John Rocker attempts to ride the New York City subway after making disparaging remarks about the city in Sports Illustrated.
06/26/2000
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Stand by Your Fan

Mo Rocca investigates one Nashville woman's dubious claim that she is country music's number one fan.
06/26/2000
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Headlines - Gridirony

The Daily Show obtains an exclusive tape of Dennis Miller's audition for "Monday Night Football."
06/26/2000
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Moment of Zen - Monday Night Football

A clip from Dennis Miller's Monday Night Football audition tape.
06/26/2000
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Draft Time

One more time, Jon Stewart is stating his eligibility for the NBA draft.
06/27/2000
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Headlines - Jimi Shelter

It wouldn't be the opening of a rock and roll museum without Microsoft billionaire co-founder Paul Allen there to kick things off.
06/27/2000
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This Just In - Toast of the Town

Global warming threatens New York, the heat is on, and more to the point, its on the streets.
06/27/2000
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