The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Wet It Be
Season 4 • 06/22/2000
NASA scientists find conclusive evidence of water on Mars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Back in Black - Swedish Accent
Lewis Black takes on a soccer riot in Brussels, Belgium where, shockingly, hooligans are unable to stop a tank with patio furniture.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Dalai Meets a Cracker
The Dalai Lama gives Jesse Helms an easy one by explaining the sound of two hands clapping.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Broadway Report - David Hasselhoff
A movie-turned-musical turns stomachs and David Hasselhoff completes the gay fantasy trifecta.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Shaft
"Shaft" is the story of an expensive leather jacket on the trail of a preppy murderer, who's so white he makes George W. look like Malcom X.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Intro - Party College
Jon discovers that kids today really want to make a difference in the amount of alcohol that is consumed in this country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone explains the plot of her latest movie "Love's Labour's Lost," a Shakespearian romantic comedy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Other News - Beaten Census
The census-taker who was pushed down a flight of stairs was unhurt, but the resident who pushed him was hurt -- because now his voice will not be counted.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Minor - Southern Discomfort
The proliferation of Chuck E. Cheese's, Wal-Marts and the like are pushing Civil War re-enactors out of their natural habitats.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Moment of Zen - Census Rap
Baltimore, MD, census bureau records a rap song to promote polling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Made-Up Mars
Vance DeGeneres has one word to describe NASA's discovery of water on Mars: made-up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Wet It Be
Any water on the surface of Mars has been sucked into the vacuum of space, much as the $300 trillion spent on NASA's space program.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Merge Overkill
Philip Morris and Nabisco merge. Finally the technology to make cigarettes stay crispy in milk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Cheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri discusses her new movie, "Scary Movie," and why the characters with big boobs are always the first to die in horror film.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Recap - 6/26/00
Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker taking the New York subway, the Philip Morris-Nabisco merger and Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 This Just In - Train Dead
Atlanta Braves reliever John Rocker attempts to ride the New York City subway after making disparaging remarks about the city in Sports Illustrated.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Stand by Your Fan
Mo Rocca investigates one Nashville woman's dubious claim that she is country music's number one fan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Gridirony
The Daily Show obtains an exclusive tape of Dennis Miller's audition for "Monday Night Football."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Moment of Zen - Monday Night Football
A clip from Dennis Miller's Monday Night Football audition tape.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Draft Time
One more time, Jon Stewart is stating his eligibility for the NBA draft.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Headlines - Jimi Shelter
It wouldn't be the opening of a rock and roll museum without Microsoft billionaire co-founder Paul Allen there to kick things off.