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The Word - Unhealthy Competition
Season 4 • 06/03/2008
It's like LendingTree: when terrorists compete, we win.
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05:22
The Colbert Report
S4
Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
06/02/2008
04:13
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Media Culpa
Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
06/02/2008
00:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/2/08
Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
06/02/2008
00:49
The Colbert Report
S4
Obama's Church
Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
06/02/2008
04:56
The Colbert Report
S4
Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
06/02/2008
01:53
The Colbert Report
S4
Fire at Universal
God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
06/02/2008
07:15
The Colbert Report
S4
George Will
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
06/03/2008
04:04
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs
Interns learn valuable job skills like getting coffee, fetching copy paper, and moisturizing a TV host.
06/03/2008
02:48
The Colbert Report
S4
Democratic Primaries Over
Stephen goes through the stages of grief now that the Democratic primaries are over.
06/03/2008
00:28
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/3/08
Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
06/03/2008
05:00
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Unhealthy Competition
The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
06/03/2008
07:46
The Colbert Report
S4
Libertarian Party - Bob Barr
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
06/04/2008
01:46
The Colbert Report
S4
The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2
On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
06/04/2008
05:44
The Colbert Report
S4
Salman Rushdie
Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
06/04/2008
03:48
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain's Green Screen Challenge
By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.
06/04/2008
00:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/4/08
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
06/04/2008
00:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/5/08
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
06/05/2008
04:20
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
06/05/2008
01:38
The Colbert Report
S4
The Andromeda Strain
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
06/05/2008
06:21
The Colbert Report
S4
Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
06/05/2008
06:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Sport Report - Mike Forrester
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
06/05/2008
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