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Season 7 E 9 • 10/29/2003
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.
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01:28
South Park
S7 E8
Meet the Guys
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
01:27
South Park
S7 E8
Metrophobia
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
10/22/2003
01:30
South Park
S7 E8
Crab People
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10/22/2003
01:36
South Park
S7 E8
Crab Makeover
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
10/22/2003
00:51
South Park
S7 E8
Metro Pride Parade
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
10/22/2003
02:11
South Park
S7 E9
Not A Big Deal
An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
10/29/2003
02:10
South Park
S7 E9
Pleasing Jesus
Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
02:25
South Park
S7 E9
Myrrh Album
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
10/29/2003
01:24
South Park
S7 E9
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
10/29/2003
01:15
South Park
S7 E9
180 Million Fans
Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
01:30
South Park
S7 E9
FBI
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
10/29/2003
01:00
South Park
S7 E9
Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
01:22
South Park
S7 E9
Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003
01:47
South Park
S7 E9
Not A Big Deal 2
The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
10/29/2003
01:44
South Park
S7 E9
Christ Fest
Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
10/29/2003
01:19
South Park
S7 E9
Faith Plus One
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
10/29/2003
01:03
South Park
S7 E9
Metallica Joins the Strike
The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
10/29/2003
01:39
South Park
S7 E9
Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop
The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
10/29/2003
03:13
South Park
S7 E10
The Revolution
South Park's elderly take over control of the town with the help of Bill Stewart and the American Association of Retired Persons.
11/05/2003
01:59
South Park
S7 E10
Memorial Service
An elderly driver mows down more people at a memorial service for nine citizens who were mowed down by another elderly driver at a farmer's market.
11/05/2003
01:24
South Park
S7 E10
Wrong Turn
A senior citizen couple takes a wrong turn en route to the Country Kitchen Buffet and land atop a fisherman, killing him instantly. The incident is reported on News 4 that night.
11/05/2003
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