The Colbert Report
Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training Pt. 2
Season 5 • 06/09/2009
Stephen says a painful goodbye to his drill sergeant after completing basic training.
Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen doesn't get any special treatment when he participates in 10 full hours of basic training.
Sign Off - New HaircutThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen offers thanks to the U.S.O. for helping him get to Iraq and to General Ray Odierno for his new haircut.
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It's not a hoax after all -- Stephen mysteriously makes his way to Baghdad, Iraq.
The Word - Why Are You Here?The Colbert ReportS5
You will all want to remember where you were when you heard Stephen declare victory in Iraq.
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Under direct orders from Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama, General Ray Odierno shaves Stephen's head.
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The initials carved into the ceiling and pillars of the Water Palace shouldn't stand for Saddam Hussein anymore.
Tareq Salha & Robin BalcomThe Colbert ReportS5
Specialist Tareq Salha and Sgt. Robin Balcom don't look anything like the soldiers from WWII movies.
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Bill Clinton works tirelessly to find a cure for Stephen Colbert, and the back of Stephen's head sells ad space for AMP Energy.
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The troops say hello to their special ladies.
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George H.W. Bush remembers the stars of WWII, and Stephen stresses the importance of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy to Stephen.
Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS5
As much as Stephen doesn't want to admit it, it's time for him to graduate from basic training.
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Sarah Palin asks the troops to say hi to her son, Track, and Commanding General Charles H. Jacoby Jr. chooses his favorite soldier out of the 130,000.
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Joe Biden requests a favor, and Tom Hanks and Stephen figure out a way to ship puppies and ice cream to the troops.
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Stephen gets a head rub from a soldier in the audience.
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Stephen identifies with strong military role models because he eats a lot of Admiral Crunch.
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Deputy Prime Minister Barham Saleh explains how his PhD in oceanography helps him with politics in Iraq.
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Stephen demanded a room as good as the one Saddam had, so they gave him his own spider hole.
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Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Golf Club & George W. Bush's GreetingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance.
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Frank A. GrippeThe Colbert ReportS5
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song.
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