The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 08/18/2009
Robert Wright says the evolving idea of God assists people's moral progression.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bill McKibben
Bill McKibben urges international leaders to take steps to lower the world's carbon dioxide levels through his 350.org movement.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 8/17/09
Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Must-Be TV
If pundits want to save America, they have to do what's wrong to prove they're right.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama Publishes Health Care Op-Ed
President Obama publishing an op-ed in the New York Times on health care reform is a textbook sign of surrender.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - German Campaign, Russian Dogs & Flying Rabbis
Vera Lengsfeld uses sex to campaign in Germany, Russian dogs take the subway, and flying rabbis ward off swine flu.
The Colbert ReportS5 Hamid Karzai Endorsement
Hamid Karzai locks up the key human rights abusers demographic with an endorsement from warlord Abdul Rashid Dostum.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 8/18/09
The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off -Shofar
Stephen says goodnight and tries to blow his shofar.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Arch Enemies
Without Archie to focus on, Betty will have to do something sad like rediscover her own dreams and devote her life to making the world a better place.
The Colbert ReportS5 Robert Wright
Robert Wright believes that the three major religions can help God move toward a level of tolerance and compassion.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Platinum - Urbane Nomads, Gigayacht & Michael Jackson Diamond
Urbane Nomads offers lavish hunting expeditions, Everest Gigayacht costs $500 million, and LifeGem makes a diamond from Michael Jackson's hair.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sugar Shortage - Marion Nestle
Marion Nestle confirms Stephen's fear that there is a sugar shortage in America, despite the fact that it's baseless.
The Colbert ReportS5 Barney Frank Refuses to Talk to a Dining Room Table
Barney Frank has no interest in arguing with a dining room table, but he can't stifle the voice of American furniture on Stephen's watch.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ang Lee
Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Anti-Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome offers authentic "Barack Obama Is Hitler" mustaches to put on any pro-Obama collectible.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 8/20/09
The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Make Babies
America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Vacation Begins
Stephen officially starts his three-week vacation now.
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