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Season 5 • 08/19/2009
Ang Lee embraces the message of love, peace and music in his film, "Taking Woodstock."
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06:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - German Campaign, Russian Dogs & Flying Rabbis
Vera Lengsfeld uses sex to campaign in Germany, Russian dogs take the subway, and flying rabbis ward off swine flu.
08/18/2009
05:11
The Colbert Report
S5
Robert Wright
Robert Wright believes that the three major religions can help God move toward a level of tolerance and compassion.
08/18/2009
01:41
The Colbert Report
S5
Hamid Karzai Endorsement
Hamid Karzai locks up the key human rights abusers demographic with an endorsement from warlord Abdul Rashid Dostum.
08/18/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 8/18/09
The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution.
08/18/2009
00:06
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off -Shofar
Stephen says goodnight and tries to blow his shofar.
08/18/2009
06:06
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Arch Enemies
Without Archie to focus on, Betty will have to do something sad like rediscover her own dreams and devote her life to making the world a better place.
08/18/2009
00:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
08/19/2009
05:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Colbert Platinum - Urbane Nomads, Gigayacht & Michael Jackson Diamond
Urbane Nomads offers lavish hunting expeditions, Everest Gigayacht costs $500 million, and LifeGem makes a diamond from Michael Jackson's hair.
08/19/2009
05:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Sugar Shortage - Marion Nestle
Marion Nestle confirms Stephen's fear that there is a sugar shortage in America, despite the fact that it's baseless.
08/19/2009
03:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Barney Frank Refuses to Talk to a Dining Room Table
Barney Frank has no interest in arguing with a dining room table, but he can't stifle the voice of American furniture on Stephen's watch.
08/19/2009
05:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Ang Lee
Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."
08/19/2009
07:19
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome - Anti-Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome offers authentic "Barack Obama Is Hitler" mustaches to put on any pro-Obama collectible.
08/20/2009
00:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 8/20/09
The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."
08/20/2009
04:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Make Babies
America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers.
08/20/2009
00:07
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Vacation Begins
Stephen officially starts his three-week vacation now.
08/20/2009
01:32
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S5
France Bans Elephants
France ruins Stephen's vacation plans by banning elephants from French beaches.
08/20/2009
05:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews believes American politics would have been completely different without the Kennedys.
08/20/2009
01:11
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Baby Bear
Even Godless Killing Machines let their young watch Stephen Colbert, if only to teach them how to track their prey.
09/08/2009
01:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Ancient History
The forefathers of today's Colbert Nation read aloud from Stephen's masterpiece, "I Am America (And So Can You!)"
09/08/2009
00:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Dancing Baby
One of Stephen's youngest fans pays tribute to The Colbert Report -- and America.
09/08/2009
04:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservatives Are Back
Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping.
09/14/2009
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