Important Things with Demetri Martin
Season 1 E 6 • 03/18/2009
A nerdy guy contacts a deception agency in preparation for a first date.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Guy with a Neck Brace
Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Safety Analysis
Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Spring Haven Home
At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Health Class, 1231 A.D.
Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Some Jokes About Safety
Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E5Pube-Safe
Demetri advertises a home-security system that protects everything from cats to kids using pubic hair.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6Some Jokes About Coolness
Demetri suggests the best method for leaving a conversation, thinks of a way to improve sword-swallowing and questions the continued use of strobe lights.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6Some Data About Coolness
Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6The Dragon Man
A young party-goer faces his fears and shows off his face tattoo of a dragon.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6Dadz
Two hip dads won't stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6Hoodwinkers
An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7Passive-Aggressive Race
The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7Bird-Pranked
A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7Some Jokes About Games
Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7The Annihilator
Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7Greater Than or Equal To
Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
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