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Headlines - Chest Defense
Season 5 • 07/26/2000
There's great news for heart attack surgery sufferers on the go.
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00:48
Recap - 7/25/00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
00:41
Intro - 7/25/00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
02:14
Other News - Felonious Monk
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
00:15
Moment of Zen - Making Out
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
00:52
Recap - 7/26/00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
02:34
Books A Poppin' - Ebooks
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
03:20
Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
00:29
Item of the Week - Glued Penis
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
04:38
Jennifer Beals
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
02:17
Headlines - Peace Out
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
01:49
Headlines - Chest Defense
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
00:18
Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
01:32
Indecision 2000 - Education
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Daily Show correspondents give their thoughts on the Republican plans for education.
08/01/2000
02:07
Indecision 2000 - Stephen, Nancy, Mo, and Steve
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Daily Show correspondents report live from the Republican National Convention, and it is awesome.
08/01/2000
03:47
Indecision 2000 - Convention Highlights
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Delegates from gated communities everywhere gathered this week for the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
02:06
Interview - Bob Dole Part 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Senator Bob Dole discusses what Republicans need to do to win the Presidential Election.
08/01/2000
01:46
Indecision 2000 - Republican Healthcare
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Stephen Colbert and Nancy Walls discuss new comprehensive Republican healthcare initiatives, which stress close proximity pap smears.
08/01/2000
03:14
Interview - Bob Dole
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Bob Dole explains the Republican stance on education is to stop Democrats from learning.
08/01/2000
02:14
Intro - Indecision 2000
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
As the only news organization covering the event, The Daily Show plans on dominating the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
03:14
The Philadelphia Story
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Vamce DeGeneres shows why people may want to come back to Philadelphia and retrieve what was stolen from them the first time.
08/01/2000
00:44
Moment of Zen - John McCain Reads Lines
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
John McCain reads lines for the internal monologue-filled interview shown earlier in the episode.
08/02/2000
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