The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Chest Defense
Season 5 • 07/26/2000

A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Recap - 7/25/00

Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
00:41

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Intro - 7/25/00

Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
02:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Other News - Felonious Monk

Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
00:15

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - Making Out

In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
00:52

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Recap - 7/26/00

Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
02:34

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Books A Poppin' - Ebooks

You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
03:20

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands

Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
00:29

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Item of the Week - Glued Penis

A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
04:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jennifer Beals

Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
02:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Headlines - Peace Out

Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
01:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Headlines - Chest Defense

A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
00:18

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance

The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
01:32

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indecision 2000 - Education

The Daily Show correspondents give their thoughts on the Republican plans for education.
08/01/2000
02:07

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indecision 2000 - Stephen, Nancy, Mo, and Steve

The Daily Show correspondents report live from the Republican National Convention, and it is awesome.
08/01/2000
03:47

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indecision 2000 - Convention Highlights

Delegates from gated communities everywhere gathered this week for the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
02:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Interview - Bob Dole Part 1

Senator Bob Dole discusses what Republicans need to do to win the Presidential Election.
08/01/2000
01:46

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indecision 2000 - Republican Healthcare

Stephen Colbert and Nancy Walls discuss new comprehensive Republican healthcare initiatives, which stress close proximity pap smears.
08/01/2000
03:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Interview - Bob Dole

Bob Dole explains the Republican stance on education is to stop Democrats from learning.
08/01/2000
02:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Intro - Indecision 2000

As the only news organization covering the event, The Daily Show plans on dominating the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
03:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Philadelphia Story

Vamce DeGeneres shows why people may want to come back to Philadelphia and retrieve what was stolen from them the first time.
08/01/2000
00:44

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - John McCain Reads Lines

John McCain reads lines for the internal monologue-filled interview shown earlier in the episode.
08/02/2000
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