The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Recap - 7/25/00

Season 5 • 07/25/2000

Dick Cheney picks himself to be George W. Bush's right hand.

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A Quick Word of Advice - Hillary's Rage

Jon blames Hillary Clinton's rage for her recent troubles and offers her some quick advice.
07/24/2000
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Nut Case

Like many men, Frank Miller had a problem with his penis, so he and wife Doris invented the Chastity Belt 2000.
07/24/2000
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Peter Fonda

Peter Fonda is alive, which is not a cynical remark. He's alive because it's the best way to start the day.
07/24/2000
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Back in Black - Indecision 2000 - Hillary's Jew Problem

An old acquaintance of Hillary Clinton accuses her of calling him a f**king Jew bastard, while the New York GOP chairman calls the first lady everything else.
07/25/2000
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The Great Blackout of 2000

Vance DeGeneres provides a step-by-step account of a crippling blackout that devastated three blocks of New York's Upper East Side in July.
07/25/2000
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Moment of Zen - R.O.C.K. in the USA

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and their wives wave to a cheering crowd while John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA" plays in the background.
07/25/2000
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Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick Run

Governor George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the chair of his vice- presidential search committee, to be his running mate.
07/25/2000
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Joe Eszterhas

Joe Eszterhas talks about his controversial new book "American Rhapsody" and Bill Clinton's Hollywood future.
07/25/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Cheney's Questionnaire

Steve Carell analyzes the questionnaire that Dick Cheney, head of Bush's vice presidential search committee, gave to potential Bush running mates.
07/25/2000
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Intro - 7/25/00

Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
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Recap - 7/25/00

Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
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Headlines - Chest Defense

A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
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Other News - Felonious Monk

Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
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Moment of Zen - Making Out

In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
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Recap - 7/26/00

Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
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Books A Poppin' - Ebooks

You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands

Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
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Item of the Week - Glued Penis

A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
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Jennifer Beals

Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
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Headlines - Peace Out

Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
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Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance

The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
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