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Recap - 7/25/00
Season 5 • 07/25/2000
Dick Cheney picks himself to be George W. Bush's right hand.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A Quick Word of Advice - Hillary's Rage
Jon blames Hillary Clinton's rage for her recent troubles and offers her some quick advice.
07/24/2000
03:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Nut Case
Like many men, Frank Miller had a problem with his penis, so he and wife Doris invented the Chastity Belt 2000.
07/24/2000
05:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Peter Fonda
Peter Fonda is alive, which is not a cynical remark. He's alive because it's the best way to start the day.
07/24/2000
02:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Back in Black - Indecision 2000 - Hillary's Jew Problem
An old acquaintance of Hillary Clinton accuses her of calling him a f**king Jew bastard, while the New York GOP chairman calls the first lady everything else.
07/25/2000
04:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Great Blackout of 2000
Vance DeGeneres provides a step-by-step account of a crippling blackout that devastated three blocks of New York's Upper East Side in July.
07/25/2000
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - R.O.C.K. in the USA
Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and their wives wave to a cheering crowd while John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA" plays in the background.
07/25/2000
02:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick Run
Governor George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the chair of his vice- presidential search committee, to be his running mate.
07/25/2000
06:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Joe Eszterhas
Joe Eszterhas talks about his controversial new book "American Rhapsody" and Bill Clinton's Hollywood future.
07/25/2000
02:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Indecision 2000 - Cheney's Questionnaire
Steve Carell analyzes the questionnaire that Dick Cheney, head of Bush's vice presidential search committee, gave to potential Bush running mates.
07/25/2000
00:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - 7/25/00
Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
00:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Recap - 7/25/00
Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Chest Defense
A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
02:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Other News - Felonious Monk
Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Making Out
In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
00:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Recap - 7/26/00
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
02:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Books A Poppin' - Ebooks
You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
03:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands
Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
00:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Item of the Week - Glued Penis
A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
04:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jennifer Beals
Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
02:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Peace Out
Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance
The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
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