The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Recap - 7/25/00
Season 5 • 07/25/2000
Dick Cheney picks himself to be George W. Bush's right hand.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 A Quick Word of Advice - Hillary's Rage
Jon blames Hillary Clinton's rage for her recent troubles and offers her some quick advice.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Nut Case
Like many men, Frank Miller had a problem with his penis, so he and wife Doris invented the Chastity Belt 2000.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Peter Fonda
Peter Fonda is alive, which is not a cynical remark. He's alive because it's the best way to start the day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Indecision 2000 - Hillary's Jew Problem
An old acquaintance of Hillary Clinton accuses her of calling him a f**king Jew bastard, while the New York GOP chairman calls the first lady everything else.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Great Blackout of 2000
Vance DeGeneres provides a step-by-step account of a crippling blackout that devastated three blocks of New York's Upper East Side in July.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - R.O.C.K. in the USA
Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and their wives wave to a cheering crowd while John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA" plays in the background.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick Run
Governor George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the chair of his vice- presidential search committee, to be his running mate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Joe Eszterhas
Joe Eszterhas talks about his controversial new book "American Rhapsody" and Bill Clinton's Hollywood future.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Cheney's Questionnaire
Steve Carell analyzes the questionnaire that Dick Cheney, head of Bush's vice presidential search committee, gave to potential Bush running mates.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - 7/25/00
Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 7/25/00
Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Chest Defense
A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Felonious Monk
Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Making Out
In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 7/26/00
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Books A Poppin' - Ebooks
You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands
Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Item of the Week - Glued Penis
A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jennifer Beals
Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Peace Out
Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
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