The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Court is in Session

Season 7 • 01/15/2003

Court is in session and The Honorable Lewis Black is presiding.

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You, Your Health & You - Alcohol

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to irreversible damage of the liver, esophagus, stomach, intestines and pancreas. But did you also know it's good for you?
01/14/2003
00:08

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Moment of Zen - Joseph Lieberman

Joseph Lieberman intends to become the next president.
01/14/2003
00:47

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Intro - Joe Millionaire

Jon talks about the upcoming show and an exciting episode of "Joe Millionaire."
01/14/2003
02:19

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Headlines - Britainy Fears

The panic rooms protect the Royal Family from poison gas, bombs and the occasional rampage by one of the royal genetic oopsies that's chained in the dungeon.
01/14/2003
02:57

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Minority Report

The rabbi is more of an orthodox Jewish senator named Joseph Lieberman and the priest is really a reverend called Al Sharpton.
01/14/2003
00:09

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Moment of Zen - Ads without Subtlety

What is your SUV doing to our national security?
01/15/2003
03:33

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Auto Focus

Gas guzzlers and drug users in the United States must be stopped from funding terrorism.
01/15/2003
04:20

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Axes of Evil

Tensions run high as a Florida madwoman's refuses to allow fruit inspectors into her compound.
01/15/2003
01:35

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Bubonic Plague

35 vials of Bubonic Plague go missing from Texas Tech University, but are recovered and returned to the unguarded mini-fridge from where they came.
01/15/2003
06:00

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Dave Chappelle

Comedian Dave Chappelle discusses his new show, weed he receives from fans, and being black farmer.
01/15/2003
03:14

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Court is in Session

Lewis Black helps to rid the legal system of frivolous lawsuits by ruling on some outrageous cases.
01/15/2003
07:53

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Joe Lieberman

Jon and Joe Lieberman are both afraid of John McCain.
01/16/2003
00:16

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Moment of Zen - False Alarm

CNN and Fox News cover a scare story about bubonic plague that turns out to be unsubstantiated.
01/16/2003
01:15

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A Pine Mess

The National Park Service has collected a list of the ten most endangered parks in America.
01/16/2003
03:56

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Where the Buffalo Groan

Stacey Grenrock-Woods visits Yellowstone National Park to check in on the revival of the once-nearly-extinct snowmobile population.
01/16/2003
03:12

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This Just In - Bristling Dixie

The State of Georgia makes it legal for adults to have sex out of wedlock and rids itself of the Confederate flag.
01/16/2003
03:29

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Headlines - False Positive

An anthrax alert and possibly stolen bubonic plague get a lot of news play but have no credibility whatsoever.
01/16/2003
02:28

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Planned War with Iraq

The Bush Administration plans a war with Iraq and a staring contest with North Korea is on deck.
01/20/2003
00:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Moment of Zen - Practicing It

Trent Lott is for Affirmative Action and practicing that.
01/20/2003
07:01

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Merv Griffin

Anyone in America searching for an answer uses the "Jeopardy" theme song, and Merv Griffin wrote it.
01/20/2003
01:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kangaroo Jack

"Kangaroo Jack" leaves Jon disappointed in America.
01/20/2003
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