Upright Citizens Brigade
Ass Pennies
Season 1 E 3 • 09/02/1998

If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
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Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E1
Hot Chicks Room

The Hot Chicks Room houses assorted hot chicks who party 24 hours a day.
08/19/1998
03:35

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E1
Unabomber

While selling cookies door-to-door, Cassie meets and immediately befriends the Unabomber.
08/19/1998
02:26

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E1
Bucket of Truth

Captain Lunatic learns that drugs are OK after all.
08/19/1998
02:52

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E2
The Flower Girl

During a wedding rehearsal, the groom quickly loses his patience with the inept flower girl.
08/26/1998
02:02

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E2
Hansel and Gretel

The animals of the forest help Hansel and Gretel dispose of a body.
08/26/1998
03:27

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E2
Ugly Club's New Member

The members of the Ugly Club wonder if Trisha is just a good-looking ape with exceptional verbal skills.
08/26/1998
02:29

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Power Marketing

A marketer suggests that people invest in new brains to turn their lives around.
09/02/1998
03:52

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Woodsy Office

An office in the forest embodies the design philosophy of hyper-minimalism.
09/02/1998
04:03

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Ass Pennies

If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
09/02/1998
03:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Shut Up!

Two parents reveal their son's unique problem to a family friend.
09/23/1998
03:42

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Kung-Fu

Steve Youngblood describes his unorthodox teaching method and promises to turn his pupils into ass kickers.
09/23/1998
02:47

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Teamsters Puppets

Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family.
09/23/1998
03:14

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Board Meeting

A CEO reveals that someone in his company has been stealing from the reserve fund.
10/21/1998
03:59

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Diary

An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
04:12

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Bug Juice

Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
01:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny's Penis

With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
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02:56

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny

Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
02:09

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Tammy

If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
01:39

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Baby Sparring

A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
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