Upright Citizens Brigade
Season 1 E 5 • 09/23/1998
Understand this: Kicking ass is so much more than just annihilating another human being.
UnabomberUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
While selling cookies door-to-door, Cassie meets and immediately befriends the Unabomber.
Bucket of TruthUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
Captain Lunatic learns that drugs are OK after all.
The Flower GirlUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
During a wedding rehearsal, the groom quickly loses his patience with the inept flower girl.
Hansel and GretelUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
The animals of the forest help Hansel and Gretel dispose of a body.
Ugly Club's New MemberUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
The members of the Ugly Club wonder if Trisha is just a good-looking ape with exceptional verbal skills.
Ass PenniesUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
Power MarketingUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
A marketer suggests that people invest in new brains to turn their lives around.
Woodsy OfficeUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
An office in the forest embodies the design philosophy of hyper-minimalism.
Shut Up!Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Two parents reveal their son's unique problem to a family friend.
Teamsters PuppetsUpright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family.
Kung-FuUpright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Steve Youngblood describes his unorthodox teaching method and promises to turn his pupils into ass kickers.
Board MeetingUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
A CEO reveals that someone in his company has been stealing from the reserve fund.
DiaryUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
Bug JuiceUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
Little Donny's PenisUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
Little DonnyUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
TammyUpright Citizens BrigadeS1
If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
Baby SparringUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
Grandmaster DialecticianUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
We've Got a RunnerUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
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