Upright Citizens Brigade

Diary

Season 1 • 10/21/1998

A loud young woman adds the Chicago Bulls to her gay list.

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Hansel and Gretel
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The animals of the forest help Hansel and Gretel dispose of a body.
08/26/1998
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Ugly Club's New Member
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The members of the Ugly Club wonder if Trisha is just a good-looking ape with exceptional verbal skills.
08/26/1998
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Ass Pennies
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If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
09/02/1998
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Power Marketing
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A marketer suggests that people invest in new brains to turn their lives around.
09/02/1998
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Woodsy Office
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An office in the forest embodies the design philosophy of hyper-minimalism.
09/02/1998
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03:28

Shut Up!
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Two parents reveal their son's unique problem to a family friend.
09/23/1998
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03:42

Kung-Fu
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Steve Youngblood describes his unorthodox teaching method and promises to turn his pupils into ass kickers.
09/23/1998
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02:47

Teamsters Puppets
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Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family.
09/23/1998
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03:14

Board Meeting
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A CEO reveals that someone in his company has been stealing from the reserve fund.
10/21/1998
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04:12

Bug Juice
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Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
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03:59

Diary
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An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
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01:28

Little Donny's Penis
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With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
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02:56

Little Donny
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Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
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02:09

Tammy
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If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
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01:39

Baby Sparring
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A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
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03:51

Grandmaster Dialectician
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A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
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We've Got a Runner
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After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
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I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
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A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
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01:14

Handy Clean Up Guys
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A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
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02:37

Psychic Detective
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A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
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01:45

Shiatsu Surprise
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A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
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