Upright Citizens Brigade
Diary
Season 1 E 9 • 10/21/1998
An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.

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02:02
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E2
Hansel and Gretel
The animals of the forest help Hansel and Gretel dispose of a body.
08/26/1998
03:27
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E2
Ugly Club's New Member
The members of the Ugly Club wonder if Trisha is just a good-looking ape with exceptional verbal skills.
08/26/1998
04:03
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Ass Pennies
If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
09/02/1998
02:29
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Power Marketing
A marketer suggests that people invest in new brains to turn their lives around.
09/02/1998
03:52
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E3
Woodsy Office
An office in the forest embodies the design philosophy of hyper-minimalism.
09/02/1998
03:28
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Shut Up!
Two parents reveal their son's unique problem to a family friend.
09/23/1998
03:42
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Kung-Fu
Steve Youngblood describes his unorthodox teaching method and promises to turn his pupils into ass kickers.
09/23/1998
02:47
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E5
Teamsters Puppets
Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family.
09/23/1998
03:14
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Board Meeting
A CEO reveals that someone in his company has been stealing from the reserve fund.
10/21/1998
04:12
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Bug Juice
Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
03:59
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Diary
An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
01:28
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny's Penis
With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
02:56
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny
Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
02:09
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Tammy
If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
01:39
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Baby Sparring
A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
03:51
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Grandmaster Dialectician
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
02:30
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
We've Got a Runner
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
01:30
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
01:14
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
Handy Clean Up Guys
A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
02:37
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
Psychic Detective
A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
01:45
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E3
Shiatsu Surprise
A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
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