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Crank Yankers
Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan & Roy Wood Jr.
Season 5 E 15 • 04/29/2020
Roy Wood Jr. plans a one-way trip to Africa, Spoonie Luv tries to book a zero-G-spot, and Jeff Ross roasts a dog groomer.
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S1 • E2
Denis Leary
Spoonie orders flowers for a lady friend, Jimmy tries to make a call about a sensitive purchase, and Joe (Denis Leary) calls animal control with monkey problems.
06/09/2002
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S1 • E3
Tenacious D
Elmer tries to hunt down the perfect apartment, Gladys finds a surprise in the back seat of her car, and Tenacious D performs their song "Friendship."
06/16/2002
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S1 • E4
Tracy Morgan & Wanda Sykes
Spoonie Luv wants to join a country club, and Wanda thanks a customer for ordering adult toys.
06/23/2002
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21:29
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S1 • E5
David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Lisa requests sexy tech support, and Terrance Catheter reserves a table for Bill Cosby.
06/30/2002
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S1 • E6
Tony Barbieri & The Touch-Tone Terrorists
Niles Standish orders invitations for his party, and Tony DeLoge makes campaign promises.
07/07/2002
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S1 • E8
Kevin Nealon
Spoonie Luv places a personal ad in The Village Voice, and Helen has a special request about an order of cookies.
07/21/2002
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S1 • E9
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Corolla
Bobby Fletcher looks for work at an auto shop, Hadassah makes a call on behalf of the Department of Waste Management, and Birchum gets an estimate on a moving job.
07/28/2002
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S1 • E10
Tracy Morgan & Dane Cook
Elmer complains about a deliveryman, Dane Cook orders some books from the local library, and Tony DeLoge reaches out to a retirement home.
08/04/2002
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S2 • E1
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Elmer calls about anal beads, and Jimmy's son has problems with soap.
03/04/2003
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21:28
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S2 • E2
Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Spoonie Luv looks into karate, and Terrence rents a candy store for Rosie O'Donnell.
03/11/2003
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S2 • E3
Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
Snoop Dogg wants to be a senator, and Little Kevin asks a librarian for a definition.
03/18/2003
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S2 • E4
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
George Zucco has a testicular problem, and Terrence plans a paintball outing.
03/25/2003
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S2 • E5
Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Hadassah complains about a perfume rash on her vagina, and Birchum reports an alien abduction.
04/01/2003
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S2 • E6
Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat, and Niles Standish wants to be a cowboy.
04/08/2003
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S2 • E7
Tracy Morgan & Michael Ian Black
Birchum needs swimming lessons for his twins, and Elmer complains to a park ranger.
04/15/2003
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21:28
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S2 • E8
Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew talk hip hop, and Tony Deloge needs campaign advice.
04/22/2003
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S2 • E9
Jimmy Kimmel & Lisa Kushell
Elmer wants to book a gay cruise, and Danny speaks with a rabbi about Judaism.
04/29/2003
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S2 • E10
Tracy Morgan & Fred Armisen
Chip thanks a building supplies store, and Spoonie Luv needs driving lessons.
05/06/2003
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S2 • E11
Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
Terrence plans a J.K. Rowling appearance with minimum public interaction, a florist winds up breaking some bad news, and Birchum gives a lesson in sinkhole safety.
09/16/2003
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21:30
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S2 • E12
Kevin Nealon & Jordan Rubin
Wanda Sykes tries to arrange a conjugal visit, Bobby looks to adopt a dog that will help him meet women, and Niles plans unconventional nuptials.
09/23/2003
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21:30
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S2 • E14
Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
Elmer gets stuck in his adjustable bed, Seth MacFarlane tries to send a telegram to a high school rival, and Gilbert Gottfried arranges a murder-mystery party for his wife.
10/07/2003
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S2 • E15
David Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne
Terrence tries to find a stalker for George Wendt, Birchum tries to arrange a combination funeral-fishing trip, and a woman experiences a sexual haunting.
10/14/2003
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21:30
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S2 • E16
Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew spice up a "Loveline" caller's story, a house sitter tries to find work after a "mishap," and Wanda Sykes wants more realistic mannequins.
10/21/2003
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S2 • E17
David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
A woman seeks a short-term car rental, a customer calls to check on the photos she's had developed, and a hotel concierge gives an unwanted wake-up call.
10/28/2003
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S2 • E18
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Birchum applies for a mall Santa job, a 1940s-style detective has some complaints for a gay bar, and Wanda Sykes wants a children's toy taken off shelves.
11/04/2003
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S2 • E19
Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen
Niles seeks a personal trainer for a dangerous form of exercise, Terrence orders some cowboy boots for Hall & Oates, and a woman seeks discounted gynecological care.
11/11/2003
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S2 • E20
Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin
A woman receives a musical message from a mysterious friend, a delivery guy tries to drop off 200 pounds of scallops, and Kathy Griffin seeks plastic surgery for her daughter.
11/18/2003
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S2 • E21
Eminem & Sarah Silverman
Hadassah is upset with the voice recordings on her custom teddy bear, David Alan Grier learns about the birthing process, and Elmer's son tries sending him to a nursing home.
02/10/2004
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S2 • E22
David Cross & Wanda Sykes
Gladys needs breastfeeding advice, and Cammie pitches her sex education course.
02/17/2004
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S2 • E23
Jamie Kennedy & David Alan Grier
Stompie sings to an escort service, and Wally has a bug problem.
02/24/2004
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S2 • E24
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM, and Theo wants to adopt a kitten.
03/02/2004
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S2 • E25
Jim Gaffigan & Fred Armisen
Jim Gaffigan offers pest control services, and Landalious applies to be a sportscaster.
03/09/2004
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S2 • E26
Eminem & Jeff Goldblum
Eminem wants a tattoo for his 10-year-old daughter, and Jeff plans a surprise birthday party.
03/16/2004
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S2 • E27
Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
Birchum hires mourners for his father's funeral, and Marcia needs daycare for her wolf-child.
03/23/2004
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S2 • E28
Wanda Sykes & Dane Cook
Gladys develops her negatives, and Tobias hones his psychic skills.
03/30/2004
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S2 • E29
Lisa Kushell & Sarah Silverman
Special Ed professes his love for spaghetti, and Cammie wants to perform magic tricks.
04/06/2004
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21:30
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S2 • E30
Jimmy Kimmel & Fred Armisen
Jimmy Kimmel's 9-year-old daughter Katie needs booze, and Bobby looks into weight loss.
04/13/2004
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S3 • E1
Ludacris & Drew Carey
Ludacris proposes a new name for himself, and Robert apologizes to a hotel he's wronged.
07/20/2004
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S3 • E2
Tracy Morgan & Tony Barbieri
Terrence casts for a Spike Lee reality show, and Niles needs help with his race experiment.
07/27/2004
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S3 • E3
Andy Richter & Sarah Silverman
Birchum attempts to sell his war mementos, and Lloyd reserves a tee time.
08/03/2004
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21:30
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S3 • E4
Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
The Truth needs a private investigator, and Birchum applies to be a bounty hunter.
08/10/2004
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S3 • E5
Jimmy Kimmel & Kevin Nealon
Niles Standish recruits for his own NBA franchise, and Hadassah needs maternity clothes.
08/17/2004
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S3 • E6
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane.
08/24/2004
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21:29
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S3 • E7
Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla
Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.
08/31/2004
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S3 • E8
Ludacris & Kevin Nealon
Hadassah interviews an NFL quarterback for a teen magazine, and Ludacris needs some security.
09/07/2004
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S3 • E9
Eminem & Tracy Morgan
Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.
09/14/2004
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21:29
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S3 • E10
Jack and Sharon Osbourne
The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.
09/21/2004
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S3 • E12
Holiday Special
Elmer complains about a tree, and Hadassah shops for Santas.
12/21/2004
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S3 • E11
Drew Carey & Jeff Goldblum
Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.
01/12/2005
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S3 • E12
Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.
01/19/2005
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S3 • E15
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.
01/26/2005
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S3 • E14
Jason Schwartzman & Hank Azaria
The Truth asks Jessica Simpson to play a charity tournament, and Crazy Yitzhak offers insane deals.
02/02/2005
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S3 • E15
Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
Cammie needs sexy video editing, and Terrence pitches a spokesperson gig to Michael Strahan.
02/09/2005
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S3 • E16
Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.
02/16/2005
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S3 • E17
Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station.
02/23/2005
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S3 • E18
Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan
Spoonie Luv consults a bail bondsman, and The Concierge needs help with a rodent.
03/02/2005
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S3 • E19
Dane Cook & Brian Posehn
The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.
03/09/2005
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S4 • E1
Lil Jon & Sarah Silverman
Lil Jon looks to hire a harpist for his tour, and Hadassah tries to recover her half-full juice from the mall.
02/09/2007
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S4 • E2
Jimmy Kimmel & Steve-O
Steve-O wants to set a world record in skydiving, and Mark Thomas reports a computer virus.
02/16/2007
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20:56
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S4 • E3
Dane Cook & Chamillionaire
Chamillionaire is threatened with legal action by the lawyer of “Chabillionaire,” and Maverick complains about the outcome of a fish fight.
02/23/2007
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S4 • E4
Good Charlotte & Lil Jon
Dr. Premise looks for an assistant to help him with scientific experiments, and Hadassah tries to find something to do in Arlington.
03/02/2007
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S4 • E5
Dave Chappelle & Seth Green
Francis orders some insulting customized trophies for his basketball team, and Elmer is upset at the sight of a bus driven by a woman.
03/09/2007
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S4 • E6
Andy Milonakis & Ryan Dunn
Terrence calls a Catholic Church on behalf of Paris Hilton, and Wayne McClammy has a lengthy request for a tattoo parlor.
03/16/2007
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S4 • E7
Adam Carolla & Dane Cook
Taylor from “The Real World” calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.
03/23/2007
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S4 • E8
Jimmy Kimmel & Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.
03/30/2007
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21:18
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S5 • E1
Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla & Aubrey Plaza
Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant (Chelsea Peretti) brags about her stunning looks.
09/25/2019
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S5 • E2
Jimmy Kimmel, Kathy Griffin & Jeff Ross
Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.
09/27/2019
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21:08
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S5 • E3
Sarah Silverman, Abbi Jacobson & Will Forte
Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.
10/09/2019
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21:20
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S5 • E4
Jimmy Kimmel, Tracy Morgan & David Alan Grier
Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.
10/16/2019
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S5 • E5
Sarah Silverman, Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Nealon
A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.
10/30/2019
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21:06
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S5 • E6
David Alan Grier, Will Forte & Chelsea Peretti
An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
11/06/2019
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S5 • E7
Tiffany Haddish, Roy Wood Jr. & Thomas Lennon - Uncensored
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
11/13/2019
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21:10
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S5 • E8
Wanda Sykes, Nick Kroll & Tracy Morgan
A rich bro tries to get a new festival off the ground, Spoonie Luv wants to purchase the perfect mattress, and Gladys needs help from a psychic.
11/27/2019
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20:42
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S5 • E9
Adam Carolla, David Koechner & Natasha Leggero
Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp milk brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.
12/04/2019
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21:22
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S5 • E10
Bobby Brown, Wanda Sykes & Kathy Griffin
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.
12/11/2019
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20:43
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S5 • E11
Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman & Nikki Glaser
Bobby searches for very specific bumper stickers, a bra fitting leaves Gladys feeling microaggressed, Elmer develops a taste for edibles, and Hadassah finds her dream diet.
03/31/2020
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21:28
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S5 • E12
Aubrey Plaza, Ron Funches & Derek Waters
Terrence arranges a rafting trip for Ariana Grande, Punkie Johnson feels entitled to fine art royalties, and Ron Funches seeks a committed tag team partner.
04/08/2020
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21:23
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S5 • E13
Tracy Morgan, Kevin Nealon & Adam Carolla
Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order, Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo, and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.
04/15/2020
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20:59
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S5 • E14
Chelsea Peretti, Derek Waters & Aubrey Plaza
Chelsea Peretti tries to find her missing sandwich, an incoming caller seeks a free aquarium, and Niles plans a party to celebrate his being accused of sexual harassment.
04/22/2020
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20:44
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S5 • E15
Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan & Roy Wood Jr.
Roy Wood Jr. plans a one-way trip to Africa, Spoonie Luv tries to book a zero-G-spot, and Jeff Ross roasts a dog groomer.
04/29/2020
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21:20
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S5 • E16
Wanda Sykes, David Alan Grier & Abbi Jacobson
Landalious creates his own karaoke opportunity, Abbi Jacobson tries to get into character, and Niles and Giles look to take their internet videos to the next level.
05/06/2020
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21:19
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S5 • E17
Kevin Nealon, Jimmy Kimmel & Paul Scheer
Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time, and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.
05/13/2020
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21:28
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S5 • E18
Brian Posehn, Nick Kroll & David Alan Grier
Brian Posehn shares a password with the wrong person, an entrepreneur contacts a business with a similar sounding name, and a camper has a serious pest problem.
05/20/2020
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21:23
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S5 • E19
Brian Posehn, Demetri Martin & Adam Carolla
Iliza Shlesinger seeks help passing her dental technician exam, Demetri Martin vents his career frustrations, and Dick Birchum plans a birthday for his conjoined twins.
05/27/2020
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21:26
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S5 • E20
Nikki Glaser, Jimmy Kimmel & Tracy Morgan
Landalious pitches his own wine brand, Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes, and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.
06/03/2020
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S5 E20
Aristocratic Woman
Nikki Glaser calls a luxury store to complain about being falsely blamed for passing some high-class gas.
06/03/2020
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02:42
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S5 E20
Self-Love Enforcer
Life coach Punkie Johnson calls a holistic wellness center looking for a job that will allow her to practice an aggressive kind of self-care.
06/04/2020
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