Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring

Pat Regan - "My Phone Thinks I'm Straight" - Stand-Up Featuring

Season 5 E 4 • 01/17/2020

Pat Regan admits his phone doesn’t realize he’s gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name.

More

Watching

Full Ep
09:20

S4 • E25
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
JC Currais - The Right Way to Spend a Billion Dollars - Uncensored

JC Currais details his plan if he ever comes into a lot of money and remembers calling 911 while on acid.
12/20/2019
Full Ep
08:13

S4 • E26
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Chris Thayer - The Only Sex Tip You’ll Ever Need - Uncensored

Chris Thayer confesses how much he loves reading sex tips and considers dabbling in polyamory.
12/20/2019
Full Ep
07:58

S4 • E27
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Sonia Denis - Lying to Your Family About What New York City Is Like - Uncensored

Sonia Denis reveals she lied to her family about some of her experiences in New York City and explains why she wouldn’t do well in a porn.
12/27/2019
Full Ep
09:39

S4 • E28
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Nate Fernald - How to Destroy Your Laundry in One Easy Step - Uncensored

Nate Fernald gives his crowd an ethical pop quiz, remembers making a gruesome discovery in his laundry and shares a stress-free way to look at porn.
12/27/2019
Full Ep
07:33

S5 • E9
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Noah Gardenswartz - Why You Can Still Be Prejudiced Even If You Love Everyone - Uncensored

Noah Gardenswartz complains about his wife eating an apple in bed and explains how you don’t have to hate someone to be racist.
02/07/2020
Full Ep
07:55

S5 • E12
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Greta Titelman - When Your Beach Date Becomes a Huge Mistake - Uncensored

Greta Titelman shares how her surfing date ended up being a total disaster and explains why she loves sports bars.
02/19/2020
Full Ep
08:13

S5 • E8
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Molly Austin - It’s Only a Walk of Shame If He Doesn’t Make You Come - Uncensored

Molly Austin fantasizes about her life as your stepmom and recalls an incredible night of sex.
01/31/2020
Full Ep
06:30

S5 • E1
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Nore Davis - Will Cows Find Salvation in Vegan Food? - Uncensored

Nore Davis rails against the tyranny of math class and wonders how psyched cows are about plant-based meat.
01/10/2020
Full Ep
06:43

S5 • E2
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Casey James Salengo - The Sexiest Street Fight Ever - Uncensored

Casey James Salengo recalls watching two men duke it out in a surprisingly erotic war of words and explains why he was fired from his job as a dog walker.
01/10/2020
Full Ep
10:51

S5 • E3
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Jourdain Fisher - When You’re the Only Black Friend in the Group - Stand-Up Featuring

Jourdain Fisher thinks he knows why stepparent porn is so popular and explains the burden he feels as the sole black person in his friend group.
01/17/2020
Full Ep
05:58

S5 • E4
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Pat Regan - "My Phone Thinks I'm Straight" - Stand-Up Featuring

Pat Regan admits his phone doesn’t realize he’s gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name.
01/17/2020
Full Ep
05:57

S5 • E5
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Michael Rowland - "Have You Ever Met an Old Person You Vibed With?" - Uncensored

Michael Rowland recalls falling in love with his grandma’s friend and explains how a horse helped revitalize his sex life.
01/24/2020
Full Ep
04:30

S5 • E6
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Jak Knight - When Your Uncle Teaches You How to Go Down on a Woman - Uncensored

Jak Knight warns his audiences to test their sexual boundaries before they’re old and remembers when his uncle taught him about sex by eating crab.
01/24/2020
Full Ep
08:09

S5 • E7
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Opey Olagbaju - The Weirdly Racial Undertones of "Willy Wonka" - Uncensored

Opey Olagbaju reports a strange yet true story from the world of Nigerian politics and offers an alternate history of the Oompa Loompas.
01/31/2020
Full Ep
07:45

S5 • E10
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Jay Jurden - "My Boyfriend Wants to Adopt a Pet Raccoon" - Uncensored

Jay Jurden discusses why he doesn’t want a pet raccoon and claims that New York City makes you gay.
02/07/2020
Full Ep
06:04

S5 • E11
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Paris Sashay - How to Spend Over $200 on Sex Supplies - Uncensored

Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend’s kinky request.
02/19/2020
Full Ep
08:18

S6 • E5
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Dan St. Germain - Getting Pegged for the First Time - Uncensored

Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.
05/22/2020
Full Ep
08:18

S6 • E6
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Guy Montgomery - How You Can Personally Fight Climate Change

Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.
05/22/2020
Full Ep
07:36

S6 • E9
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Hunter Duncan - The Weirdest Question to Ask Your Sperm Donor - Uncensored

Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.
06/05/2020
Full Ep
09:20

S6 • E13
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Matt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored

Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he’d never relive high school if given the chance.
06/19/2020
Full Ep
06:19

S6 • E11
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
George Civeris - What You Should Do After a Breakup

George Civeris claims he’s a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.
06/12/2020
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
00:30

XXXI Days of Announcing the Holidays

Andrew Catalon of CBS Sports rings in the holiday season with expert commentary on the festive shows, movies and specials airing all December long!
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:43

"South Park: Snow Day!" Video Game Showcases New Gameplay
South Park

"South Park: Snow Day!" immerses players in a new art style, bringing your favorite characters to life while exploring classic locations from the show, now available to preorder in-store.
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022