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Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine? - Andy Haynes
Season 7 E 3 • 12/18/2020
Andy Haynes discusses his lack of honor, the melodrama of early COVID-19 news coverage, and why it might be too late to save the post office.
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06:32
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E7
Kellen Erskine - "It's Weird That We Love Costco So Much"
Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.
05/29/2020
Full Ep
07:29
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E8
Sydnee Washington - "Women Need a Lot of Things to Have an Orgasm" - Uncensored
Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.
05/29/2020
Full Ep
07:36
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E9
Hunter Duncan - The Weirdest Question to Ask Your Sperm Donor - Uncensored
Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.
06/05/2020
Full Ep
09:08
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E10
Daniel Webb - "I'm Tired of Being Ruled by Ugly People" - Uncensored
Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.
06/05/2020
Full Ep
06:19
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E11
George Civeris - What You Should Do After a Breakup
George Civeris claims he's a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.
06/12/2020
Full Ep
08:42
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E12
Martha Kelly - "I Miss When Oprah Was in Charge" - Uncensored
Martha Kelly imagines a new kind of escape room adventure, weighs in on topical stories from two years ago and shares her favorite things in the world.
06/12/2020
Full Ep
09:20
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E13
Matt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he'd never relive high school if given the chance.
06/19/2020
Full Ep
10:35
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S6 • E14
Chris Tellez - Tinder Is the Ultimate Confidence Killer - Uncensored
Chris Tellez remembers discovering a chat room full of lonely men complaining about Tinder and explains how he used to ruin his roommate's dates.
06/19/2020
Full Ep
12:44
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E1
Josh Johnson - When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin - Uncensored
Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.
12/04/2020
Full Ep
11:12
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E2
Christi Chiello - Reasons Not to Be a Mom to Human Babies - Uncensored
Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.
12/15/2020
Full Ep
06:44
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E3
Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine? - Andy Haynes
Andy Haynes discusses his lack of honor, the melodrama of early COVID-19 news coverage, and why it might be too late to save the post office.
12/18/2020
Full Ep
07:34
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E4
Rebecca O'Neal - Being Horny Is an Act of Resistance - Uncensored
Rebecca O'Neal discusses doing her civic duty by never leaving home during COVID-19, being bored by her good decisions, and sexting as a political act.
12/25/2020
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06:54
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E5
Rosebud Baker - Why Clapping for Health Care Workers Stopped - Uncensored
Rosebud Baker talks about getting engaged during quarantine, theorizes why New Yorkers stopped clapping for health care workers, and says why she finds humor in her sister's death.
01/01/2021
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06:26
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S7 • E6
Eagle Witt - White Women Are Scary - Uncensored
Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.
01/08/2021
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06:26
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E7
Gavin Matts - People Are Having Babies for the Instagram Clout - Uncensored
Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.
01/15/2021
Full Ep
05:15
Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
S7 • E8
Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense - Mary Beth Barone - Uncensored
Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.
01/22/2021
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