The Colbert Report
"Bang with Friends" App
Season 9 • 02/07/2013
A Facebook app lets users nominate friends they want to hook up with.
Sign Off - Watermelon WarningThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen responds to Scientology President David Miscavige.
Intro - 2/6/13The Colbert ReportS9
A surprising candidate runs for Congress, America reassesses the penny, and Lawrence Wright promotes his book, "Going Clear."
Lawrence WrightThe Colbert ReportS9
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
The Penny PinchThe Colbert ReportS9
If America follows Canada's lead and gets rid of the penny, what will people leave in the take-a-penny leave-a-penny trays?
Scientology Church ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS9
Scientology affords an ad in the Super Bowl, and former employees claim that President David Miscavige physically abuses and locks away staff.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey CampfieldThe Colbert ReportS9
Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield goes after sexuality in schools and the freeloadiest of all American freeloaders.
Winter Storm NemoThe Colbert ReportS9
People in the Northeast prepare for a historic blizzard by salting their driveways, meats and loved ones.
Benh ZeitlinThe Colbert ReportS9
The Oscar-nominated director discusses his film collective, Court 13, and Louisiana communities that sit on the wrong side of the levee.
Intro - 2/7/13The Colbert ReportS9
A new plan helps students succeed in school, social media enjoys a breakthrough, and director Benh Zeitlin talks about his Oscar-nominated film.
"Bang with Friends" AppThe Colbert ReportS9
What happened to the old days of wooing someone by waiting for last call and shambling into a cab with any nonresistant warm body?
Bush Family Email HackThe Colbert ReportS9
Hackers have no right to spread George W. Bush's personal information all over the Internet -- that's Facebook's job.
Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500 - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS9
Father Jim Martin explains the papal election process, ex-pope etiquette and the unlikelihood of getting an American pope.
Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500The Colbert ReportS9
Pope Benedict XVI considers a greeter job at Walmart, and early pope race favorites include candidates from Canada, Italy, Ghana and America.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS9
Gary Willis, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author, talks about transubstantiation, Catholic priesthood and all the trouble that comes from the book of Hebrews.
Sign Off - "Why Priests?"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen dips into Garry Wills's book, "Why Priests?: A Failed Tradition."
RNC AutopsyThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
Intro - 2/12/13The Colbert ReportS9
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
Arizona's Gun PosseThe Colbert ReportS9
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
Roger HodgeThe Colbert ReportS9
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
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