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A Quick Word of Advice - Spiderman

Season 3 • 03/02/1999

Spiderman needs to stay true to himself: a science geek who got bitten by a radioactive spider.

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01:04

This Just In - Dog Dead Afternoon
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Bob Dole's dog Leader was his most constant companion, not counting defeat and bitterness.
03/02/1999
03:30

Elvis Has Left the Forest
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Did the teen population of Crouch, ID, go nuts when Elvis the elk swiveled his hips and gyrated?
03/02/1999
04:40

Eric McCormack
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Eric McCormack's father has been concerned about his son's sexuality ever since he went off to theater school and came home in black tights.
03/02/1999
01:05

Headlines - Untangled Web
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"Spiderman" can finally be made into a movie. Now the only challenge is to find an actor worthy of the spandex costume -- preferably one without genitals.
03/02/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Demolition
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A tall skyscraper is demolished by an implosion.
03/02/1999
02:26

Second Opinion - Psoriasis
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HMOs recommend treating people with psoriasis by applying occasional ridicule and shunning.
03/02/1999
01:53

Headlines - Loose Buchanan
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Pat Buchanan is back in the race for president, because there are one or two minorities he forgot to insult during the last two humiliating campaigns.
03/02/1999
01:04

Headlines - Working for Tips
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Circumcision may leave emotional scars and decrease sexual pleasure, but so does growing up, dating and getting married.
03/02/1999
01:12

Other News - I.R.Mess
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The IRS hires five key employees: the guy who loses your return, the guy who spills stuff on your return, the woman who just sits there, the guy who helps her and Dwayne.
03/02/1999
00:21

Preview - 3/3/99
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Jon promises to give answers to tonight's burning questions on tomorrow's show.
03/02/1999
01:52

A Quick Word of Advice - Spiderman
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By the time the La-La Land hacks are done with their 10th script punch-up, Spiderman will be a retarded beetle that farts fire.
03/02/1999
01:06

This Just In - Dead Panda Walking
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A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum.
03/03/1999
02:05

God Stuff - Exorcism
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John Bloom follows a day in the life of Bob Larson, America's favorite exorcist.
03/03/1999
02:25

Headlines - Oral Report
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Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life.
03/03/1999
02:34

The Barbara Walters Challenge
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Jon takes the Barbara Walters Challenge to see if he can sit through a Barbara Walters interview without crying.
03/03/1999
04:13

Jeri Ryan
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Jeri Ryan discusses playing Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and what it's like to be huge on the internet.
03/03/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Downhill Rooster
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A terrified rooster travels downhill on a snowboard.
03/03/1999
01:08

Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place
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FOX airs "Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt," a documentary special in which Maury Povich gets to desecrate the graves of ancient Egyptian high priests.
03/03/1999
05:01

Death and Taxes
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Stephen Colbert profiles one upstate New York town in which 350 municipal employees were accidentally declared dead.
03/03/1999
01:06

Other News - Drunken Donuts
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Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
03/03/1999
01:11

Headlines - Plane in Vain
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NASA attempts to recreate the first flight, right down to the three hour layover in Atlanta.
03/04/1999
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