The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Elvis Has Left the Forest
Season 3 • 03/02/1999
Incidentally, the Elvis Steve is referring to is not Presley, but an elk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Dog Dead Afternoon
Bob Dole's dog Leader was his most constant companion, not counting defeat and bitterness.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Eric McCormack
Eric McCormack's father has been concerned about his son's sexuality ever since he went off to theater school and came home in black tights.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Untangled Web
"Spiderman" can finally be made into a movie. Now the only challenge is to find an actor worthy of the spandex costume -- preferably one without genitals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Demolition
A tall skyscraper is demolished by an implosion.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Second Opinion - Psoriasis
HMOs recommend treating people with psoriasis by applying occasional ridicule and shunning.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Loose Buchanan
Pat Buchanan is back in the race for president, because there are one or two minorities he forgot to insult during the last two humiliating campaigns.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Working for Tips
Circumcision may leave emotional scars and decrease sexual pleasure, but so does growing up, dating and getting married.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - I.R.Mess
The IRS hires five key employees: the guy who loses your return, the guy who spills stuff on your return, the woman who just sits there, the guy who helps her and Dwayne.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Preview - 3/3/99
Jon promises to give answers to tonight's burning questions on tomorrow's show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Quick Word of Advice - Spiderman
By the time the La-La Land hacks are done with their 10th script punch-up, Spiderman will be a retarded beetle that farts fire.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Elvis Has Left the Forest
Did the teen population of Crouch, ID, go nuts when Elvis the elk swiveled his hips and gyrated?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Dead Panda Walking
A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 God Stuff - Exorcism
John Bloom follows a day in the life of Bob Larson, America's favorite exorcist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Oral Report
Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 The Barbara Walters Challenge
Jon takes the Barbara Walters Challenge to see if he can sit through a Barbara Walters interview without crying.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Jeri Ryan
Jeri Ryan discusses playing Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and what it's like to be huge on the internet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Downhill Rooster
A terrified rooster travels downhill on a snowboard.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place
FOX airs "Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt," a documentary special in which Maury Povich gets to desecrate the graves of ancient Egyptian high priests.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Death and Taxes
Stephen Colbert profiles one upstate New York town in which 350 municipal employees were accidentally declared dead.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Drunken Donuts
Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.