The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Preview - 3/3/99
Season 3 • 03/02/1999
Jon promises answers to tonight's burning questions.
This Just In - Dog Dead AfternoonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Bob Dole's dog Leader was his most constant companion, not counting defeat and bitterness.
Elvis Has Left the ForestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Did the teen population of Crouch, ID, go nuts when Elvis the elk swiveled his hips and gyrated?
Eric McCormackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Eric McCormack's father has been concerned about his son's sexuality ever since he went off to theater school and came home in black tights.
Headlines - Untangled WebThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
"Spiderman" can finally be made into a movie. Now the only challenge is to find an actor worthy of the spandex costume -- preferably one without genitals.
Moment of Zen - DemolitionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A tall skyscraper is demolished by an implosion.
Second Opinion - PsoriasisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
HMOs recommend treating people with psoriasis by applying occasional ridicule and shunning.
Headlines - Loose BuchananThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Pat Buchanan is back in the race for president, because there are one or two minorities he forgot to insult during the last two humiliating campaigns.
Headlines - Working for TipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Circumcision may leave emotional scars and decrease sexual pleasure, but so does growing up, dating and getting married.
Other News - I.R.MessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The IRS hires five key employees: the guy who loses your return, the guy who spills stuff on your return, the woman who just sits there, the guy who helps her and Dwayne.
A Quick Word of Advice - SpidermanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
By the time the La-La Land hacks are done with their 10th script punch-up, Spiderman will be a retarded beetle that farts fire.
Preview - 3/3/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon promises to give answers to tonight's burning questions on tomorrow's show.
This Just In - Dead Panda WalkingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum.
God Stuff - ExorcismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
John Bloom follows a day in the life of Bob Larson, America's favorite exorcist.
Headlines - Oral ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life.
The Barbara Walters ChallengeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon takes the Barbara Walters Challenge to see if he can sit through a Barbara Walters interview without crying.
Jeri RyanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jeri Ryan discusses playing Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and what it's like to be huge on the internet.
Moment of Zen - Downhill RoosterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A terrified rooster travels downhill on a snowboard.
Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza PlaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
FOX airs "Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt," a documentary special in which Maury Povich gets to desecrate the graves of ancient Egyptian high priests.
Death and TaxesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stephen Colbert profiles one upstate New York town in which 350 municipal employees were accidentally declared dead.
Other News - Drunken DonutsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
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