The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jim Kelly Pt. 2

Season 7 • 03/24/2003

Jim Kelly predicts the battle of Baghdad will be the worst part of the war.

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01:00

Jon Magazine - Role Playing
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Urine drinking and the top ten places to bang your old lady are just some of the fun in this month's Jon.
03/20/2003
05:44

Eddie Griffin
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Eddie Griffin does the things he used to make fun of white people for doing.
03/20/2003
01:01

Bracketology
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It's been a long road this March Madness, but it appears like the early favorites will be squaring off.
03/20/2003
02:53

Fair, Balanced and Awesome!
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As zero hour strikes, America's 24-hour news networks launch the kind of turds they usually launch.
03/20/2003
03:34

Glitzkrieg!
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In light of world events, the Academy Awards wants to send a powerful message to our nation and the world.
03/24/2003
01:47

Mace
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When a group of war protestors attend a peace rally, they shouldn't mace the cops.
03/24/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Adrien Brody Kiss
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Adrien Brody and Halle Barry share a lingering kiss on stage at the Academy Awards.
03/24/2003
04:11

Oscar Emptiness
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The glitz and glamour of the Oscars serve to distract us from their fundamental emptiness, but they were missing this year, leaving us only with the emptiness.
03/24/2003
04:57

Jim Kelly Pt. 1
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Jim Kelly talks about how a magazine stays relevant during the Iraq War.
03/24/2003
02:18

Pre-Show Activities
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Stephen Colbert has been imbedded in room 101 of the Beverly Hills Hilton to report on the toning down of the pre-show spectacle.
03/24/2003
02:07

Jim Kelly Pt. 2
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Jim Kelly talks about skipping stories for the overwhelming coverage of the Iraq War.
03/24/2003
01:51

Stock & Awe
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The skills that investors use to pick stocks are the same ones you'd use to bet when someone will die.
03/25/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Halliburton
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Shot of Halliburton's office building, with the Star Spangled Banner playing.
03/25/2003
01:50

Wartime Check
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President Bush unveils his proposed war budget of $74.7 billion, which included extra missiles.
03/25/2003
00:59

Frogs and Locusts
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Jon Stewart reports that Iraq seems to be an uninviting place.
03/25/2003
02:13

The Halliburton Contract
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The arrangement between Halliburton and the Bush administration can best be characterized as a sad sigh.
03/25/2003
04:16

Love is On the Air
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Some inventive singles are creating ways of dating that don't involve a television at all.
03/25/2003
01:34

Halliburton Wins
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The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
03/25/2003
05:18

Connie Nielsen
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Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
03/25/2003
02:30

Desert Storm II: Actual Storm
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Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
03/26/2003
01:02

Death to Smoochy
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Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
03/26/2003
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