The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 4 E 68 • 12/08/1999

Jennifer Lopez insures her platinum ass for $1 billion.

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Other News - Martian of Error

NASA releases a video simulation of what the Mars landing would have looked like had it been a video simulation.
12/06/1999
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Intro - Fred Ackerman's Life Sucks

For Fred Ackerman of Conestoga, Ohio, life sucks.
12/06/1999
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Indecision 2000 - Leadership Down

Republican presidential candidates met in Phoenix, AZ, for the second televised debate.
12/06/1999
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Millennial Moment - The Fabulous Millenium

Frank DeCaro explains how people from history are reincarnated into television personalities, like Madonna coming back as Madonna.
12/08/1999
04:36

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My Least Favorite Martian

Steve Stern protests against 3rd Rock from the Sun for portraying aliens as moronic as opposed to murderous.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Arresting Development

The Supreme Court will decide if the Miranda warning is a ruling of law or just a suggestion, like when Thurgood Marshall suggested everyone see Klute.
12/08/1999
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This Just In - Award of the State

Sean Connery receives an award from the Kennedy Centers Honor Gala and a death threat from President Clinton.
12/08/1999
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Moment of Zen - Barbie Doll

A Barbie doll is prepped for her wedding day.
12/08/1999
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Bob Dole

Bob Dole discusses the country coming together during World War II, and then asks the audience for some money.
12/08/1999
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Other News - Next of Ken

To appease the restless spirit of his dead wife, a Taiwanese man marries an actual Barbie doll.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Butt Seriously

Jennifer Lopez takes out a $1 billion insurance plan for her platinum ass.
12/08/1999
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Headlines - Proxy Lady

Chelsea Clinton is set to take over some First Lady duties when Hillary Clinton jumps into the New York Senate race.
12/09/1999
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Bob Dole

Bob Dole believes there will be a woman president one of these days.
12/09/1999
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Other News - That's Thaw, Folks!

Scientists warn Antarctic ice caps are melting, which means we'll be making scuba dives to the Empire State Building and the Hollywood Sign.
12/09/1999
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Moment of Zen - Hair Removal

Hair is removed by ripping wax off with strips.
12/09/1999
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Hair to Stay

Steve Carell meets a man whose dream is to have a deliciously hairy chest.
12/09/1999
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This Just In - Cheating Is Fundamental

New York City teachers are accused of helping students cheat on standardized tests to create the illusion they are doing a gooder job.
12/09/1999
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Back in Black - Barbie's Designer Clothes

Thailand celebrates the king's birthday, South Korea creates a cell phone-TV combo, Britain makes designer clothes for Barbie and a cult in Taiwan worships a dead crocodile.
12/09/1999
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Christmas Presents

Stephen Colbert counts down the 10 hottest Christmas presents of the season, which are mostly made up of his personal junk.
12/09/1999
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Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Cheating Scandal and Jennifer Lopez's Ass

Jon Stewart apologizes to New York City teachers for calling them literate, but refuses to apologize to Jennifer Lopez for making fun of the size of her ass.
12/09/1999
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Moment of Zen - President Bill Clinton Sings "Silent Night"

President Bill Clinton sings "Silent Night" with Wayne Newton at the National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony.
12/09/1999
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