The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Butt Seriously
Season 4 E 68 • 12/08/1999
Jennifer Lopez insures her platinum ass for $1 billion.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67Other News - Martian of Error
NASA releases a video simulation of what the Mars landing would have looked like had it been a video simulation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67Intro - Fred Ackerman's Life Sucks
For Fred Ackerman of Conestoga, Ohio, life sucks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67Indecision 2000 - Leadership Down
Republican presidential candidates met in Phoenix, AZ, for the second televised debate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Millennial Moment - The Fabulous Millenium
Frank DeCaro explains how people from history are reincarnated into television personalities, like Madonna coming back as Madonna.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68My Least Favorite Martian
Steve Stern protests against 3rd Rock from the Sun for portraying aliens as moronic as opposed to murderous.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Headlines - Arresting Development
The Supreme Court will decide if the Miranda warning is a ruling of law or just a suggestion, like when Thurgood Marshall suggested everyone see Klute.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68This Just In - Award of the State
Sean Connery receives an award from the Kennedy Centers Honor Gala and a death threat from President Clinton.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Moment of Zen - Barbie Doll
A Barbie doll is prepped for her wedding day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Bob Dole
Bob Dole discusses the country coming together during World War II, and then asks the audience for some money.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Other News - Next of Ken
To appease the restless spirit of his dead wife, a Taiwanese man marries an actual Barbie doll.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68Headlines - Butt Seriously
Jennifer Lopez takes out a $1 billion insurance plan for her platinum ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Headlines - Proxy Lady
Chelsea Clinton is set to take over some First Lady duties when Hillary Clinton jumps into the New York Senate race.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Bob Dole
Bob Dole believes there will be a woman president one of these days.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Other News - That's Thaw, Folks!
Scientists warn Antarctic ice caps are melting, which means we'll be making scuba dives to the Empire State Building and the Hollywood Sign.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Moment of Zen - Hair Removal
Hair is removed by ripping wax off with strips.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Hair to Stay
Steve Carell meets a man whose dream is to have a deliciously hairy chest.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69This Just In - Cheating Is Fundamental
New York City teachers are accused of helping students cheat on standardized tests to create the illusion they are doing a gooder job.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69Back in Black - Barbie's Designer Clothes
Thailand celebrates the king's birthday, South Korea creates a cell phone-TV combo, Britain makes designer clothes for Barbie and a cult in Taiwan worships a dead crocodile.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Christmas Presents
Stephen Colbert counts down the 10 hottest Christmas presents of the season, which are mostly made up of his personal junk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Cheating Scandal and Jennifer Lopez's Ass
Jon Stewart apologizes to New York City teachers for calling them literate, but refuses to apologize to Jennifer Lopez for making fun of the size of her ass.
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