The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 4 E 68 • 12/08/1999
Bob Dole asks the audience to donate money to his pending World War II Memorial.
Other News - Martian of ErrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67
NASA releases a video simulation of what the Mars landing would have looked like had it been a video simulation.
Intro - Fred Ackerman's Life SucksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67
For Fred Ackerman of Conestoga, Ohio, life sucks.
Indecision 2000 - Leadership DownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E67
Republican presidential candidates met in Phoenix, AZ, for the second televised debate.
Millennial Moment - The Fabulous MilleniumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
Frank DeCaro explains how people from history are reincarnated into television personalities, like Madonna coming back as Madonna.
My Least Favorite MartianThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
Steve Stern protests against 3rd Rock from the Sun for portraying aliens as moronic as opposed to murderous.
Headlines - Arresting DevelopmentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
The Supreme Court will decide if the Miranda warning is a ruling of law or just a suggestion, like when Thurgood Marshall suggested everyone see Klute.
This Just In - Award of the StateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
Sean Connery receives an award from the Kennedy Centers Honor Gala and a death threat from President Clinton.
Moment of Zen - Barbie DollThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
A Barbie doll is prepped for her wedding day.
Other News - Next of KenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
To appease the restless spirit of his dead wife, a Taiwanese man marries an actual Barbie doll.
Headlines - Butt SeriouslyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
Jennifer Lopez takes out a $1 billion insurance plan for her platinum ass.
Bob DoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E68
Bob Dole discusses the country coming together during World War II, and then asks the audience for some money.
Headlines - Proxy LadyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Chelsea Clinton is set to take over some First Lady duties when Hillary Clinton jumps into the New York Senate race.
Bob DoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Bob Dole believes there will be a woman president one of these days.
Other News - That's Thaw, Folks!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Scientists warn Antarctic ice caps are melting, which means we'll be making scuba dives to the Empire State Building and the Hollywood Sign.
Moment of Zen - Hair RemovalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Hair is removed by ripping wax off with strips.
Hair to StayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Steve Carell meets a man whose dream is to have a deliciously hairy chest.
This Just In - Cheating Is FundamentalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
New York City teachers are accused of helping students cheat on standardized tests to create the illusion they are doing a gooder job.
Back in Black - Barbie's Designer ClothesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E69
Thailand celebrates the king's birthday, South Korea creates a cell phone-TV combo, Britain makes designer clothes for Barbie and a cult in Taiwan worships a dead crocodile.
Christmas PresentsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Stephen Colbert counts down the 10 hottest Christmas presents of the season, which are mostly made up of his personal junk.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Cheating Scandal and Jennifer Lopez's AssThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Jon Stewart apologizes to New York City teachers for calling them literate, but refuses to apologize to Jennifer Lopez for making fun of the size of her ass.
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